Dismissive? I think we have a communications breakdown here, that's actually the slogan for the new line of hygiene products the Xavier's Institute for Gifted Health Care is putting out next month. Guaranteed to make you look like the idol of millions (Note, side effects may include somewhat dry and blocky skin.)

With just 50% of the profits going straight to certain mister Wilson's bank account. And 50% of the remaining 50% too.