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One page from GL Corps #49.

So in the last chapter of "War of the Green Lantern" The men 2814 utilized the power rings of the now imprisoned Corps leaders. I thought it was fairly stupid, and it would appear Ganthet agrees with me.

Date: 2011-04-23 03:21 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
"Okay, so in summary, this is the dumbest fucking thing we have ever done. I about hit the nail on the head here?"

~Ollie stands in the middle of the Justice Family Room (Now with Galaga machine!). He's garbed in a Green Lantern uniform.~

"My question is why you get willpower. You don't have the willpower to not stick your dick in any human with a vagina and/or a pair of breasts. How the fuck did you get a ring that runs on the stuff? It's like giving an electric car to Robinson Curusoe."

~Dinah is wearing a Red Lantern outfit~

"How are you not vomiting blood, or bile or space acid puke everywhere? I mean, it'd be a minor improvement over you talking so I'm disappointed."

"Ollie I've been married to you. I have so much rage inside me that I can control the shit out of it. Your dick is so lucky I haven't ripped it off it needs to buy some Powerball tickets."

"Alright so I just woke up wearing blue spandex with a ring on my finger. I either married the entire Blue Man Group, in which case I'm killing myself, or something really fucking dumb happened, in which case I'm making waffles cause that means it's Thursday."

~Diana walks in wearing the Blue Lantern uniform~

~Clark slips in wearing a Blue Lantern uniform~

"So, who's going to explain the costume? Also this mask makes me look like the Lone Ranger;s poolboy. No one wants to be the Lone Ranger's poolboy."

~Hal flies in, he's wearing his Green Lantern uniform as usual~

"Hey, you guys got your rings!"

"Why am I not surprised Hal shows up after something dumb happens. It's like the guy who beats off to fires showing up at the arson or the guy who wears Invader Zim patches showing up at the Hot Topic break in"

"Okay, there was a malfunction up at Oa. The Guardians made a mistake in the emotional spectrum"

"Okay, this is getting fucking dumb. How do those little morons not piss themselves? Have they ever, EVER, not fucked something up?"

~flash cut~

"Guardian Ganthet I don't think this is a good way to rehabilitate Larfleeze."

"QUIET! Now, what is your name....?"

~A hypnotized, as indicated by the blank stare, Larfleeze stands before the Guardians. He's dressed in a short dress, with an insane wig on his head along with a bottle of vodka glued to his hand~

" name is....Snookie."

~flash cut back~

"Man that explained a lot."

"Okay, so we have to go to another planet to return our Captain Planet rings because some blue idiot fucked up? Awesome, I totally had nothing else to do today."

"Also, you seemed pretty nervous when you popped in here Hal. What happ-

~Arisia bursts into the room. She's wearing the Star Sapphire uniform~

"Hal, I got the ring and the costume! Now can we make lo-"

~She's cut off when Hal nervously covers her mouth with his hand~

"Oh wow. Woooooow. Congrats on not only violating probation but also possible sending the most powerful weapons in the universe off in random directions because you don't know that fucking Adam and exists you fucking tool. Good christ.

Date: 2011-04-23 03:26 am (UTC)
aeolos_sakya: Mephistopheles Youma (Youma)
From: [personal profile] aeolos_sakya
Good lord. Dude, I don't know how you make all of these, but they are always fucking awesome!

Date: 2011-04-26 03:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] karunya
This was so good that I had to go and pour myself a glass of iced tea just so I could make a toast to it.

Date: 2011-04-23 03:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] grimmbear
I will NEVER be able to look at Larfleeze in the eyes again.

Date: 2011-04-23 03:33 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Have you ever seen him and Snookie in the same room together? I rest my case

Date: 2011-04-23 04:03 am (UTC)
miramira: book stack (Default)
From: [personal profile] miramira
" name is....Snookie."

*spit-take* Ah, great. Now I gotta clean the soda off of my walls...soon as I stop laughing, that is.

Date: 2011-04-23 08:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thehefner
So who do you think insisted that they get Galaga?

Also, Red Lantern Dinah's line to Ollie is pure, gross gold.

Date: 2011-04-23 11:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Indeed, I'm really looking forward to the first opportunity I can use

"Your dick is so lucky I haven't ripped it off it needs to buy some Powerball tickets."

In everyday life! :D

Date: 2011-04-23 12:00 pm (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Let's hope that day never has to come.

Date: 2011-04-23 01:23 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Isn't Arisia like, thirty by now or something?

Date: 2011-04-23 03:29 pm (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Hal's probation requires him to stay away from Arisia at all times.

Date: 2011-04-23 02:06 pm (UTC)
baxter2814: Spidey noms a chicken leg (suspicious supes)
From: [personal profile] baxter2814
Huh. I'm torn between despair at the fact that I used to adore your little stories; and disbelief at the vicious misandry that would get someone banned in a millisecond if the genders were switched, no matter how nasty a character the woman was or how innocent the joke was.

Date: 2011-04-23 03:20 pm (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Are we talking about the powerball joke? I'm honestly sorry that I offended you, I know saying I'm male might be a cop out for the joke but I do apologize, I didn't realize it'd bother anyone.

Ill remove it if you want me to

Date: 2011-04-25 06:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] recognitions
Lolllllll forever


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