Date: 2011-04-28 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lonewolf23k
Considering recent events in #900, I could see the UN grant Superman this now.

Date: 2011-04-28 03:46 pm (UTC)
featheredserpent: from Amazing Spidey 653 (perverthulhu)
From: [personal profile] featheredserpent
Except China and Russia, who abstain as usual, just to be jerks.

Date: 2011-04-28 04:22 pm (UTC)
xammax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xammax
Iran will most likely say no too.

Date: 2011-04-28 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
Considering the events in 900, they more than definitely say no.

Date: 2011-04-29 10:28 am (UTC)
feyandstrange: "Hebetudinous child. Someone should tell her that if you're going to MOCK me, you'll have to do a better job than that." (hebetudinous)
From: [personal profile] feyandstrange
Nah. The fine print says "or next time he saves the whole freakin' planet, he'll leave your nation out". They cut the fine print off before Supes saw it, natch.

Date: 2011-04-28 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] strikeslip

But what if I'm allergic to wheat Superman? What then?

No, but seriously-- giant cake! Awesome!

Date: 2011-04-28 12:35 pm (UTC)
thehefner: (Default)
From: [personal profile] thehefner
Somewhere, in Metropolis: "That cake looks so heavy... as many as four tons! I MUST HAVE IT."

Date: 2011-04-28 01:03 pm (UTC)
torberg: (Default)
From: [personal profile] torberg
And here I was thinking, "And where is he keeping the other 39?"

Date: 2011-04-28 01:19 pm (UTC)
damianwayne: (Default)
From: [personal profile] damianwayne
Don't you see? This isn't the before, this is the Lex-humbling superdickery that came immediately after.

"What now, Superfool? I've pioneered the airwaves on every broadcasting channel to make sure you witness the genius of Lex Luthor's 40 cake caper!"

"Hey, someone turn up that TV? even with super-hearing, I can't hear it over the noise I'm making baking this 40 ton cake."

"....Fuck it. I'm done. You can keep Lois, I'm halfway done making a sexbot with her face anyhow. Big stupid, alien, jock jerk. Ass. ...Why can't you see that I do it all because I love you...?"

"What was that last bit?"


Date: 2011-04-28 01:30 pm (UTC)
sianmink: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sianmink
this is my canon now.

Date: 2011-04-28 02:09 pm (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
Little did they know back then that Luthor would one day bear Superman a fine, strapping young son, who would go on to have vaguely homoerotic adventures with a boy scientist of his own....

Date: 2011-04-30 06:12 am (UTC)
jlroberson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jlroberson
"I will kill him. I will break his oven. And I will track down EVERY hick praying to their VERY OWN PIECE and torture them till they let me EAT IT IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES AND THEN THROW IT UP."

Date: 2011-04-28 01:12 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
And given the depth of it, it must have been a complete BEAR to bake properly without making the outside like concrete and the middle like raw batter. (Perhaps so many pieces were kept because the damn thing was inedible!)

Date: 2011-04-28 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] vitruvian23
That's what deep penetrating heat vision - the same kind that can be used for an infrared heart massage* - is for, don't you know.

*Which actually turns out to be a real thing and not just a Morrison thing, albeit not, you know, emitted from anybody's eyes.

Date: 2011-04-28 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So is every supercake section itself made up of many smaller cake sections with their own layers of frosting in-between, or did all the citizens of Smallville use shrink rays on their slices after acquiring them? Because otherwise, even allowing for coloring differences, I can't see how that slice came out of that cake. Unless the sense of scale is all off and that's a giant's house, I suppose.

Date: 2011-04-28 01:53 pm (UTC)
notactuallyauser: Pokey the Penguin has a posse (Default)
From: [personal profile] notactuallyauser
Clearly. The odd thing is that the slice is (roughly) triangular as if it had come from the centre, and yet the icing is also on the outside. This suggests in addition to the sub-levels of frosting, there are are also additional concentric rings of icing towards the interior.

Date: 2011-04-28 02:57 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Kandorian Fractal Sponge may not be the easiest recipe to follow ("Add eggs, stir until mandelbrot" being on example) but the end result is worthwhile.

Date: 2011-04-28 03:02 pm (UTC)
notactuallyauser: Pokey the Penguin has a posse (Default)
From: [personal profile] notactuallyauser
It's certainly easier than Zeno's cake!

Add 16oz flour
Add 8oz sugar, and mix
Add 4oz butter, and mix
Add 2oz flour, and mix
Add 1oz sugar, and mix
Add ½oz butter, and mix

infinitely many steps later:

Add 4 eggs, well-beaten, and mix

Date: 2011-04-28 03:05 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (TheBlackCat Happy Terry)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Well played, sir or madam, well played! :)

Date: 2011-04-28 03:09 pm (UTC)
notactuallyauser: Pokey the Penguin has a posse (Default)
From: [personal profile] notactuallyauser
Why, thankyou, kind gentlebeing. :-)

Date: 2011-04-28 03:41 pm (UTC)
featheredserpent: from Amazing Spidey 653 (perverthulhu)
From: [personal profile] featheredserpent
It's Clark's own recipe for Kandorian Shrinking Cake. If you take the cake out of the protective glass container, it expands to original size (no doubt bursting the building it's in and crushing innocent bystanders in the process).

Date: 2011-04-28 01:49 pm (UTC)
notactuallyauser: Pokey the Penguin has a posse (Default)
From: [personal profile] notactuallyauser
The cake looks as if its a bit taller than Supes and the same radius as it is high. So, let's assume a cylindrical cake with radius 2m and height 2m. This gives us a cake with volume 25 m³, which at the density of sponge cake (300 kg/m³) comes to 7500 kg (about 8 short tons). How big is Smallville supposed to be? It's possible the real reason people didn't eat it all is that he way overcatered.

Date: 2011-04-28 03:43 pm (UTC)
featheredserpent: from Amazing Spidey 653 (perverthulhu)
From: [personal profile] featheredserpent
Plus, the giant oven that Clark says he built in that panel? Now subdivided into condos, it comfortably houses eight families.

Date: 2011-04-29 05:35 am (UTC)
viridian5: (Harper (mouth))
From: [personal profile] viridian5
And it's so warm in the winter! And the summer....

Date: 2011-04-28 03:49 pm (UTC)
featheredserpent: (Default)
From: [personal profile] featheredserpent
So...does Clark have a BA in Journalism from Metropolis U?

LL: "You majored in Communications? Stereotypical dumb jock..."

Date: 2011-04-28 04:19 pm (UTC)
proteus_lives: (Default)
From: [personal profile] proteus_lives
Best part of that deal? Free parking in all nations.

Date: 2011-04-28 04:51 pm (UTC)
notactuallyauser: Pokey the Penguin has a posse (Default)
From: [personal profile] notactuallyauser
To quote my least favorite Star Trek film: What does Superman need with a car?

Date: 2011-04-28 05:40 pm (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
He needs one to throw at Ms. Marvel, if he ever fights her.

Date: 2011-04-28 06:23 pm (UTC)
proteus_lives: (Default)
From: [personal profile] proteus_lives
She is a freaking magnet for car-throws.

Date: 2011-04-29 02:14 am (UTC)
zenbro: (aquaman yay!)
From: [personal profile] zenbro
It would have been more practical to bake 20,000 cupcakes, but he just had to go for the giant man cake...


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