The Jean Grey School Brochure

[terrykun]

It's little touches like this that make me glad I pick up a comic...



 

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[icon_uk]

So many "Professors", so few actual qualifications...

Made me smile more than once though.

[auggie18]

...this alone has convinced me to go out and buy this. Rachel and Bobby actually getting props? A general enviorment of fun? This is what the X-universe needs.

[brooms]

Diction and Linguistics with Professors Rogue SLAYED me. Dead, buried, reincarnated 5 minutes ago.

I love this book so much it got me a little teary, ngl. It's THAT pure and true, my love.

[pyrotwilight]

Sex Ed with Professor Remy LeBeau 0_0

Bamf Hunting Club, with Headmaster Logan
XD

Study Abroad at Wakanda sounds neat. Though I'm wondering how that works. Presumably that's via Storm's connections? But isn't she with Scott? And even if she isn't isn't Panther no longer a part of Wakanda? Is Storm still Queen regardless?

Inaugural Flag Football Game Against Avengers Academy
:D

Overall I question if Mutant Literature actually exists as a whole field in Marvel but...I wanna go! I'm a sad sad flatscan.

[katya]

Sex Ed with Remy LeBeau

SIGN ME UP.

[speedingtortoise]

Is . . . is this much fun even ALLOWED?!?

[biod]

That made me chuckle quite a bit. Who's this by again? . . Aaron, we meet again. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
I'd wish I were a mutant if it meant I could go to this school. They could even give me a sucky power!

[shadowpsykie]

i think the whole "Forgettin everything Emma Frost Taught you" is a bit below the belt. I really thought that after the first arc of astonishing x-men they should have gotten along more....

I LOVE that Paige is teaching arts classes!

Sex ed from Remy..? O_o...o_O... O_O

Professor Lockhead :DDD

COMIC BOOK CLUB!!!

[drmcninja]

Professor Lockheed? Custodian Toad? Sex Ed with Gambit? FLying into things really hard with Cannonball? Why isn't this a real place?

Also, am I the only one who think that Alternate Dimension Explorer's Club would make a great ongoing book?

[filthysize]

"World history, an eyewitness account"

A HISTORY GEEK'S DREAM CLASS.

[crabby_lioness]

I'm pissed the url doesn't work. :(

[dr_archeville]

This is beyond awesome.

Though I do question "Mount Wundagore rock-climbing adventure"

[jenni411]

I totally want to see a football game against Avengers Academy1

[maridee42]

BEST SCHOOL EVER.

srsly, tho, where can I apply?

[punishermax]

~Jean Grey and Scott walk into Logan's class, he stands by the board, lecturing on something~

"Hey there Jean, Douchebag."

"Really wish you wouldn't call me that in front of students."

"No problem dickbag, you want to see how the kids are doing?"

~Jean smiles and ignores Scott's attempts to construct a shank out of paperclips and pencil erasers and points to a young student in the front row~

"Tell me about the the battle of Bunker Hill!"

~The student grins~

"I know that Professor Logan had sex with three women at the same time while battle was fought!"

~Jean's smile deflates as quickly as a balloon in a needle factory (that analogy brought to you by Anal Co, you can't spell analogy without Anal!) she points to another student~

"Um....Tell me about the New Deal..."

~the student grins~

"That's what Professor Logan called his penis during the 30's! He said that the women he met called it a new and very big deal!"

"Logan, please tell me you haven't just told these students about the women you've slept with."

"Of course not!"

~Scott sighs out of relief and puts down his milk carton shiv~

"That's my 3:00 class, this class is all the women I've made love too. I'm thinking of starting another one for the women I've screwed and maybe a quick summer course for the guys I've done."

"The truly scary thing is that I did not see this coming."

[his_spiffynesss]

One character I'd actually like to see here as a teacher would be Shanna the She-Devil. The original, not Frank Cho's fetish fuel. She has a Doctorate in veterinary medicine, an expert tracker and survivalist. They always presented her relationship with Ka-zar as a bit on again/off again, so maybe she's decided she'd rather raise her son a little closer to civilization.

[stubbleupdate]

"The art of fighting without fighting." Prof. Logan
"The art of fighting with fighting" Prof. Logan

[leikomgwtfbbq]

This is awesome. I especially love "Algebra sucks but you still have to take it."

I always wondered if the School for Gifted Youngsters ever got around to teaching its students how to do stuff like math and English, rather than just having everybody learn to kung-fu fight.

[thanekos]

Mutant literature? There's a contemporary course for you.

And Bamf Hunting? There's two ways that could go, and I'd read either.

[tsunamiwombat]

This is adorable and amazing and I love it must buy

[nightauditguy]

Field trips to the Blue Area of the Moon and The Savage Land. Imagine the consent forms the parents have to fill out.

Other classes:
Time Travel by Rachel Grey: Class yesterday
Gamma Radiation and You by Bruce Banner
Demigods and You by Hercules
What to do when you're cloned by Spider-Man
Death and how to overcome it by random guest lecturers

[stubbleupdate]

Actually, I'm going to put "The Art of Fighting without fighting" as a header on my whiteboard tomorrow, just so that I can wipe it off when my class come in.

[autumn_lily]

Fencing Team with Headmistress Pryde.

You know she was taught by the best!

Bamf Hunting Club. with Headmaster Logn

Five minutes into it Logan starts getting angsty and smacking the kids when they get a bit too rough with the mini Kurts.

[proteus_lives]

I think and hope this will be a great book.

[thefiretonight]

I wonder if Northstar will come back to teach... Or did he choose Scott's side? Or is he up in Canada with no idea what's going on? Heh.