Date: 2012-02-03 03:54 pm (UTC)
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I cannot wait for Dani to give Mephisto "the talk" before she let's him take Amara out.;

- Put your hands or tail on my teammate and you'll lose them.
- You make her cry, I make you cry... and if you want references on just how good I am at that, ask Hela.
- Don't think "curfew", think "deadline" emphasis on the first part.
- Be aware that nearly everyone on our team has been dead at some point or another. We know people in the afterlife and many of them owe us favours.
- Bring her home late, there's no next date for you... unless you believe in reincarnation.
- We smell sulphur on her clothes when she gets back, you'll be BEGGING to be exorcised before we're finished with you.
- Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
- If you take advantage of her saying "I wish" or "I'd trade my soul for.." when it is clearly being used only as casual conversation, the only thing you'll be wishing for is oblivion, and I will personally see you don't get it.

(With due apologies to "8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter")
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