This is not a parody. Chris Giarrusso does parodies. Colleen Coover. Mad magazine, even. Not this, though. This is simply a collection of very tired comic tropes.

The characters are stereotypically flat: the men all grunting, glowering 'roid cases, the woman improbably stretched, close-mouthed silicon cases (we hate it when our pin-ups have opinions!).

The writing is laboriously stilted in that adolescent Nineties way ("Roll Call"? Come on).