"You talk how you wanna talk, I talk this way because listen."

"That's none of your cocern- What the hell is 'cocern'? There's an N there I missed. Hello, N."

And how can we forget John reminding people of the comedy gold of Paul Lynde? Now in my head, I'll be remembering that scene in place of the actual one. "Ow... I'm right-handed... Whyyyy? Fine. I'll just pick up my arm and leave then... But that's incredibly ruuuuuude. You people."