Guys, let's talk small scale market here. We can leave the courts out of this: sell it to SO's, to parents, to prankster teenagers, to mob people wanting to uncover possible snitches...

Wow, I just turned a beloved superhero's weapon into Los Pollos Hermanos. Eh, probably wouldn't work anyway, given the 'endlessly extendable' provision, which I guess applies to the lasso bits as well.