Ah, the Illuminati. So great, and their marvelous track record of success after success!
The guys who ended the threat of the Hulk by tossing him off planet! The team that prevented the Skrulls from invading with a pre-emptive strike! The heroes who championed the Registration Act and the Utopia it created! The stalwart guardians of the Infinity Gems and later, the jailors of Thanos! The group that reformed Noh-Varr and the Beyonder! And of course, there is all their stellar work dealing with the Incursions...
At this point I wouldn't trust this crew to take care of an abandoned mall parking lot. For a group of geniuses, they seem not to understand the concepts of things like "Blowback", or "Unintended consequnces", despite the fact that those very concepts are BAKED INTO THEIR ORIGIN STORIES (Reed, Tony, I'm looking at you).
At this point, here's my picks for the new Illumaniti - D-Man, Molly Hayes, Deadpool, Beak, and three six year old children selected at random - and they would STILL have better results than these chuckleheads.
Yeah, a secret group of the world's elite trying to control the world - that can only end well.
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The guys who ended the threat of the Hulk by tossing him off planet!
The team that prevented the Skrulls from invading with a pre-emptive strike!
The heroes who championed the Registration Act and the Utopia it created!
The stalwart guardians of the Infinity Gems and later, the jailors of Thanos!
The group that reformed Noh-Varr and the Beyonder!
And of course, there is all their stellar work dealing with the Incursions...
At this point I wouldn't trust this crew to take care of an abandoned mall parking lot. For a group of geniuses, they seem not to understand the concepts of things like "Blowback", or "Unintended consequnces", despite the fact that those very concepts are BAKED INTO THEIR ORIGIN STORIES (Reed, Tony, I'm looking at you).
At this point, here's my picks for the new Illumaniti - D-Man, Molly Hayes, Deadpool, Beak, and three six year old children selected at random - and they would STILL have better results than these chuckleheads.
Yeah, a secret group of the world's elite trying to control the world - that can only end well.
MORONS.