Date: 2017-02-09 05:39 pm (UTC)
thanekos: Yoshikage Kira as Kosaku Kawajiri, after the second arrow. (Default)
From: [personal profile] thanekos
I never realized how obnoxious an example of forcing everything into the Bat-paradigm this was.

Date: 2017-02-09 06:59 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
"Guys, Batman is our biggest seller. What if we just made a series of stories based on the premise that deep down, every hero secretly wishes they were Batman?"

"I can't possibly imagine that not working."

Date: 2017-02-09 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] locuatico
That being said, this story gave us Alfred interacting with the guardians as Bruce's secretary, which i find kind of amusing.

Date: 2017-02-09 05:45 pm (UTC)
byc: (Default)
From: [personal profile] byc
Did the Guardians splash green chemicals on Barry? Dicks!

This is a weird and fun Elseworlds. Lazy costume revamps though.

Date: 2017-02-09 06:55 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
"You recruit the Kryptonian. You recruit the Amazon. And...well, we need a third for the whole set...enh, I'll just go mess with one of their scientists. What harm could it do."

Date: 2017-02-09 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] scorntx
And then later...
"Hold on, you scoured the entire planet, and you only found one forensic scientist?"
"All the others were missing, kidnapped by super-villains, had been killed by science gone wrong, or became the victim of their own hubris and turned into crazed monsters."
"... huh."
"Yup. That's what I said."

Date: 2017-02-09 07:33 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
"SO. Now every police officer in that entire planet is unsupported by a completely essential scientific element of their force, up until the latest graduates finish their degrees and don't get killed in those same ways."

"Buuuttt...now they have three times as many Lanterns as any planet in the other sectors, and all of those Lanterns have superpowers!"

"Truly, we are agents of balance and justice."

"Truly!"

*Finger-Guns, More Ancient Than Time Itself*
Edited Date: 2017-02-09 07:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-02-09 08:23 pm (UTC)
cainofdreaming: cain's mark (pic#364829)
From: [personal profile] cainofdreaming
And then years later...

"And this is the fifteenth time the bastich has reset the continuum! Which of you did choose him again?"
From: [personal profile] 7dialsmystery
...that weren't using them and recruited them to be Green Lanterns on the basis that 3 super people with rings should be able to deal with one guy who has a ring and no other powers. And if that guy weren't Batman, magically protected by Editorial Mandate, the Guardians would be right.
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Barry Allen had no powers UNTIL the accident, the only reason his metagene was activated was the lightning strike and chemical explosion.
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
The fact the lightning that struck Barry is emerald green sort of argues against that, the implication is that they caused the "accident".
From: [personal profile] 7dialsmystery
I thought the green was chemical goop but, yeah, it looks like green lightning.

Date: 2017-02-09 06:29 pm (UTC)
cygnia: (uh-uh)
From: [personal profile] cygnia
"Sorry, Father! Mother...eh, who cares?"

Date: 2017-02-09 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] scorntx
Poor Martha Wayne really does get the short shrift, doesn't she?

(Scott Snyder's the only writer I can recall offhand who actually focused any attention on her at all...)

Date: 2017-02-09 06:55 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
And Zach Snyder.

Date: 2017-02-09 07:28 pm (UTC)
rainspirit: (Default)
From: [personal profile] rainspirit
Neil Gaiman's "Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader?"

Date: 2017-02-09 07:57 pm (UTC)
deathcrist2000: (Default)
From: [personal profile] deathcrist2000
Greg Rucka... and (sigh) frank miller.

Date: 2017-02-09 10:59 pm (UTC)
thatnickguy: Oreo-lovin' Martian (Default)
From: [personal profile] thatnickguy
Martha?

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Date: 2017-02-10 12:44 am (UTC)
tigerkaya: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tigerkaya
Paul Dini focused on her in Streets of Gotham.

Date: 2017-02-10 03:55 pm (UTC)
bradygirl_12: (batwoman (elegant))
From: [personal profile] bradygirl_12
"Sorry, Father! Mother...eh, who cares?"

Yeah, it's not like she carried him for 9 months and gave birth to him. Legacy? Meh!

Date: 2017-02-09 06:57 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
"I had a really bad day."

"That's your excuse for endangering all of those people? That's the kind of thing a severely, homicidally mentally-ill person would say after decades of crime sprees."

"What an odd thing to say."

"Yes, sorry. I just got this odd sensation, like I just achieved something which I previously found completely impossible."

Date: 2017-02-09 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] agharta75
I don't suppose there was a "Batman - Amazon Princess" ?

Date: 2017-02-09 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lego_joker
There was a "Batman - Ninja Princess". It was in a Superman elseworlds, though.

Date: 2017-02-10 12:02 am (UTC)
crinos: (Default)
From: [personal profile] crinos
Not in an Elseworld, but IIRC there was one issue of JLA where Batman and Wonderwoman use some psychic mindlink or something to pursue the potential avenues of a relationship with each other. One of them has Diana becoming Batwoman, and becoming even more brutal and Grimdark than Bruce (to the point where he rips off the arm of a guy who was beating his wife, Batman is like... "Eh, that was a tad extreme, come on Alfred is making dinner) (Or that might have been a possible future of their kids, I'm unsure).

Date: 2017-02-10 12:19 am (UTC)
lamashtar: The Great Hal Jordan (awesome)
From: [personal profile] lamashtar
Wait, Bruce was even more disobedient than Hal is.

Date: 2017-02-10 03:16 am (UTC)
crinos: (Default)
From: [personal profile] crinos
Not a surprise, Bruce as a general rule does not play well with others.

Also its amusing that Sinestro became the Joker stand in of this universe, but unlike in Speeding bullets they didn't clownify him, he just put on a purple suit and starting laughing a lot.

Date: 2017-02-10 04:51 pm (UTC)
shadowpsykie: (ask the questions)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
are the Guardians ever not dicks? I miss the Hope Guardians... they were cool....

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