Date: 2017-02-27 01:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Not sure I ever saw Jarvis as the "petty vengeance" type especially when it comes to a heroes workwear. Imagine if the world ends because Hawkeye was too busy itching to be able to accurately shoot the Sapphire eyeball from the forehead of Z!graaax the Starslayer or something.

Jarvis would other, subtler, retaliations. "Accidentally" forgetting to buy the cookies Clint likes, but getting the ones with coconut in them instead. Making sure the hot water somehow always managed to run out just as Clint is having a shower. Small, domestic victories, to remind Clint who is in charge in the mansion.

Date: 2017-02-27 03:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wizardru
Motto. Jarvis is a GENTLEMAN, sir. Cheap shots do not become him.

"Here you are, sir, Oreos, as you requested."
"WHAT THE...these are HYDROX!"
"Oh, my pardon sir, they appeared the same to me. Shan't happen again."

"As you requested, Mr. Barton, Oreo cookies."
"Finally, I....oh, come one, MINT OREOS?"
"I thought the delightful flavor would refresh you, sir. My apologies."

Still Later:
"Your Oreos, sir."
"FINALLY. Come to papa, you beautiful things!"
"Your milk, sir."
"Great it's....PFFFFHT. What in the Sam Hill?"
"Master Stark suggested you should switch to Almond Milk, sir, but I insisted on 1%, instead."
(Hawkeye sobs)

Date: 2017-02-27 06:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] burkeonthesly
This. This right here. Exactly this.

Date: 2017-02-28 11:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] leoboiko
Marvel, if you're reading this, hire this guy ^

Date: 2017-03-01 06:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kore
If this isn't canon it should be.

Date: 2017-02-27 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] locuatico
now, to be fair, ii think chronologically, it hasn't been too long since Clint went from trying to murder Tony to becoming a hero, so i can kinda wrap my head around Jarvis making a special exception with Clint.

Date: 2017-02-27 04:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] starwolf_oakley
The EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES miniseries that Joe Casey and Scott Kollins did "revealed" that it was Jarvis' idea that Hawkeye join the Avengers. "Tie Jarvis up and then shoot the ropes open with arrows" Clint's idea, though.

Date: 2017-02-28 04:15 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lamashtar
Clearly, Jarvis feels Clint owes him a little respect for the favor..


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