How far down is this guy going to drill for ways he died?

"When we invaded Grenada to save some medical students, I guess...listen Iran was only a few years prior...some Cuban guy shot me. When we did some black ops in Laos, I was the guy who died of Influenza. When we..."

"Let me stop you right there, son. Have you ever done anything other than failed your mission miserably?"

"....at Guadacanal, I fell down a flight of stairs and at San Juan Hill I..."

"We're done, here.