"Oh no, this baby I randomly found and decided to keep is actually a disguised alien! Maybe blackmail is the answer. If Ogu wants to continue spying on the human race, he'll have to continue pretending to be my baby, as opposed to the adult alien invader that he actually is! Wait, what's this? Oh thank god! He's been brainwashed! That'll make it so much easier to ignore the fact that I am essentially powdering a grown man's ass and changing his diaper every day. Yep, totally non-creepy."
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"Oh no, this baby I randomly found and decided to keep is actually a disguised alien! Maybe blackmail is the answer. If Ogu wants to continue spying on the human race, he'll have to continue pretending to be my baby, as opposed to the adult alien invader that he actually is! Wait, what's this? Oh thank god! He's been brainwashed! That'll make it so much easier to ignore the fact that I am essentially powdering a grown man's ass and changing his diaper every day. Yep, totally non-creepy."