Revealed! Marvel's super-secret Crossover/Event formula!

[proteus_lives]

Greetings True Believers!

Straight from the vaults of the House of Ideas is the highly classified crossover formula!

Read and know the truth! Thanks to the one-shot, "Shame Itself".

Many Fanboys died to bring us this information.







SO MUCH SENSE.

Comments

[jcbaggee]

Woman-Thing = Profit

[freezer]

Show of hands: Who else googled "Captain Rectitude?"

[pyrotwilight]

Noooo not Silver Sable! Let her liiiive.

[jlbarnett]

didn't have to.

[dorksidefiker]

I'd pay good money for an event that was solves with Maggott using the Power of Love.

[xammax]

Not a big fan they made the Hulk suddenly Pro Life in stance. His twitter says otherwise.

[thokstar]

Spot Hulk best Hulk ever!

[nezchan]

Dave Sim did it in 1981.

[arilou_skiff]

... I wouldn't mind muslim Spider-man.

[proteus_lives]

There was an Spider-Man set in India comic awhile back.

But I can't remember if the Indian Spidey was Muslim or Hindu.

[proteus_lives]

I'd pay good money for any comic where the crisis was resolved with a Huey Lewis song.

[sinisterlink]

"Ant-Man vs. The Shoe"

.....I'd watch it.

[glprime]

*DEE DEE*
You don't need money
*DEE DEE*
Don't take fame
*DEE DEE*
Don't need-no-credit-card to ride this train...

[lilacsigil]

This one must be an Alternate Universe Hulk.

[icon_uk]

That was Lime Hulk, as opposed to our usual Jade Hulk.

[violetclm.livejournal.com]

Recognized him without difficulty.

[biod]

Dr. DOOOOM, it's sudden and cruel some times,
but it might just save your wiiiiiiiiiiife.

THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE!

[proteus_lives]

I'm reminded of one of my favorite Family Guy quotes.

Meg: I need more news.

Peter: We all need more News Meg but Huey Lewis needs time to create.

[theredhood]

The only character in the entire thing that I didn't know.

[mrosa]

Aw, the Green Goblin seems so happy! Ha-cha-cha! Let that be his new catchphrase every time he throws one of Spider-Man's girlfriends off a bridge.

[icon_uk]

Certainly Norman Osborn doing Jimmy Durante impersonations when he's happy is a whole new level of terrifying!

[icon_uk]

Perhaps TOO on the money and a little TOO self-cycnically aware, but fun.

[thanekos]

Yes, but I had the faint memories of a couple of hours browsing Marvunapp to guide me.

[ar_feiniel]

I'm starting to wonder where the self-deprecating cynicism ends and the mocking of readers begins.

[brooms]

here.

also googled "power of love" + marvel.

[brooms]

NICK FURY BUYS A DOG YAS

[eyz]

I REAAAAALLLYYY need to get a copy of that Shame Itself!!!

[icon_uk]

Somewhere around the point "Break even" becomes "Profitable"

[leoboiko]

You just have to wait. Marvel is doing all possible megaevents one by one, sooner or later they’ll come to that.

[icon_uk]

Though he might just have been bragging about that.

[nezchan]

That puts the giant penis issue in greater context, yes.

[bystander3]

I swear, this needs to be an icon:

[philippos42]

I did. Apparently he's from the Steve Gerber / Tom Artis issues of Sensational She-Hulk.

I did not know that, but it fits.

Of course, Gerber and Artis are both gone now, so any future appearances (if any) may be pretty far from the original.

[philippos42]

Pretty sure he was Hindu, but I don't have a copy to check.

[liara_shadowsong]

Pfffthahaha... Little too on the mark there, methinks, but funny anyways. And I'm voting that one of the changes for number 16 should be: H. Nick Fury buys a dog (and that it be some sort of tiny adorable lap dog).

....... going to toss a meme out here... ahem...

[silverzeo]

SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!

[sir_mikael]

I KNEW MY LOVE WOULD BRING MAGGOT BACK! :D ... Erhm.... I mean... uh wickedly funny. Yeah that's it. <_< The tiny arrow panels are the best. XD

[timgueugen]

If Nick Fury did end up with a dog it would probably be an LMD dog with plasma blasters in its eyes.

Poor Springer. He should bite Putin.