Lovable goofball Punisher fires nerf darts at crooks and says, "You know, if I were a grim, merciless vigilante, you'd be dead now! Maybe you should rethink your life choices, eh, pal?" And the thug would inevitably say, "Hey, that's a great point! I think I'll buy into a business that I can do from home for big bucks, like the ones I'm always reading about in blog comment sections! Thanks, Frank!" And the Punisher gives a cheery wave and rides back to the Punishcave, where his pet tarsier Micro has just put the steaks on the grill... with marshmallows on top. Oh, Micro!
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