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[personal profile] numeronone 2022-04-03 08:48 am (UTC)(link)

"Oh God! Look at how fucked up they all look! Any world would be better than leaving them with wuch trauma!"

"Son...no, that's not--"

"THANK YOU, FATHER! I WEEP TEARS OF JOY KNOWING MY ACTIONS TRULY MADE A DIFFERENCE!"

OK...and then what happened?

[personal profile] mr_cyn1cal 2022-04-03 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
"So, in this world, Doctor Doom doesn't immediately take advantage of the FF's debilitation to kill them?"
"Nope. He fell down and went BOOM!"
"And the Skrulls? They just left Earth alone after that for no real reason?"
"Also fell down and went BOOM!"
"and what about the Mad Thinker? Or Magneto or-"
"FELL. DOWN. WENT. BOOM."

Really, that's the problem with this lazy half-assed approach.

[personal profile] tinygaylaura 2022-04-03 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Reed: There will be no hunger, no pollution, no war

Douglas Cartland: No this, no that, no survival horror video games...

A paradise...for castrated sheep maybe...

Reed: There will be no castrated sheep
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[personal profile] lordultimus 2022-04-03 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And then Abraxas invaded and destroyed reality without a Galactus to keep him out.

[personal profile] tinygaylaura 2022-04-03 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm calling bullshit because apparently Reed achieved this thanks to the people of the Marvel universe offering their help and trust

There is no universe where I can picture the moronic parasites that are the regular people of the Marvel universe being helpful or showing anyone any kind of basic decency
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[personal profile] beyondthefringe 2022-04-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I was let down by this issue because, as you say, it was just a stealth issue of What If...?

I was hoping for something a bit more insightful or dealing with how the Watcher has been all up in Earth's business for many years, rather than just a "here's an Earth where you didn't help, and things went okay." Like in the old Timequake storyline in What If... where the Watcher actually got involved and saved the multiverse.

[personal profile] blues32 2022-04-04 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This. Is. Idiotic. They killed Galactus by switching it from suck to blow? And by doing so, Reed somehow figured out how to replicate the results? The results of energy going in reverse?

Why did Galactus blind Sue? Why not vaporize her head? Why is there a tiny lever inside Galactus's processor? Who is going to pull it?

"Herald. Go into my device and flip these levers for me."
"...do what now?"
"You heard me."
"But...you built this thing before you created me...who was going to...?"
"DO NOT QUESTION THE DESIGNS OF GALACTUS!"

And somehow, not a single bad thing ever happened again after this? With Zero Energy becoming so easily accessed, no one tried to use it for nefarious purposes? Mad Thinker never used it? Some new design of Sentinels?

Wouldn't this reality need to be created by Franklin Richards after the multiverse collapsed? Did it exist before or is it new? And why did Uatu, muse out loud that he was right not to interfere? Who does that? "Phew. Glad I didn't do this thing. I mean, I'd be REALLY stupid to do that. I'd ruin things forever and ever."
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[personal profile] starwolf_oakley 2022-04-04 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Theory: Uatu's father and the other Watchers are running a scam. To keep Uatu occupied because he's always found his oath a bit... flexible in extreme situations. Even showing up on Earth lets the good guys know how serious matters are. So, this is more of a distraction than a punishment. Cruel, either way.