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iamrman ([personal profile] iamrman) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2022-05-23 10:46 am

Captain America #433 sees Zemo continuing his unfortunate habit of falling off things

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Baroness Zemo is actually Heinrich Zemo reborn in to a female body. She claims that this was all part of a ruse, but I wouldn't put it past Helmut Zemo to marry his father in a female body.

[personal profile] scorntx 2022-05-23 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I, uh, don't remember ever hearing about this one before.

But I can see why Helmut leaves it off the ol' resume.


... wait, hold on. He fell over a rail?
There was a RAIL?!
No wonder no-one bothers with the damn things.
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[personal profile] john_drake1964 2022-05-23 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Baron Zemo must have been watching Space Mutiny then...all those railing kills.

[personal profile] tinygaylaura 2022-05-24 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Evil Zemo's out of luck

'Cause his henchmen really suck

They keep jumping off of railings

I think it might be suicide

[personal profile] blues32 2022-05-24 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Slab Bulkhead!

[personal profile] tinygaylaura 2022-05-25 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Fridge Largemeat!

[personal profile] blues32 2022-05-25 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Big McLargehuge!

[personal profile] tinygaylaura 2022-05-25 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Blast Hardcheese!

[personal profile] blues32 2022-05-26 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Punt Speedchuck!
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[personal profile] lbd_nytetrayn 2022-05-24 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Rails are for normal people with normal heights. Superheroes/villains are usually taller and have more weight above the railing, leaving them prone to flip-flopping over it when enough force is applied.

Also see: sending someone over the top rope in wrestling.

[personal profile] scorntx 2022-05-24 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Then couldn't they just make the rails taller or something?
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[personal profile] john_drake1964 2022-05-25 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
At what point then does a railing become a fence?