"Except Lex is working with Brainiac and knows there's no way he will let Lex's mind be read."
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. You have an "s" on your chest, and you're one of the most loved heroes within the community of capes. "Oh noes Lex has telepath proofing lining his brain!" Yeah, and nobody would ever figure out a way around that. Not all the super geniuses and telepathic gods running around, all of whom have beaten Brainiac before. No sir.
"!terces ruoy llet xeL"
Sorry, that didn't happen. No way. A figment of my imagination. Hah!
You fail everything forever! I'd tell you to try again, but you'll fail at that, too. So sad.
Aw, I forgot that all superheroes have each other on call at all times and drop things at any second to come rushing over, which is why crime is completely wiped out in the DCU and there isn't a terrifying alien overlord that keeps cities captured in his spaceship that the Earth heroes couldn't rescue even after taking over said ship. Oh, and that there's no general discrediting all Kryptonians to the point Superman is hiding on another planet and Lois Lane is arrested. Sorry I forgot. I guess all those worldwide crises and invasion were just my imagination because Lex never outsmarted and escaped more efficient heroes than Superboy before.
This isn't the fucking Authority with the power to do anything they want to anyone they want because they feel like it, there's a dozen heroes disagreeing with every choice, especially telepaths. I'm sorry you can't keep track of ongoing Superman plots at all. Idiots like you are why they have to write info dumps into the middle of miniseries because you're too lazy and special snowflakey to read the previous issues.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. You have an "s" on your chest, and you're one of the most loved heroes within the community of capes. "Oh noes Lex has telepath proofing lining his brain!" Yeah, and nobody would ever figure out a way around that. Not all the super geniuses and telepathic gods running around, all of whom have beaten Brainiac before. No sir.
"!terces ruoy llet xeL"
Sorry, that didn't happen. No way. A figment of my imagination. Hah!
You fail everything forever! I'd tell you to try again, but you'll fail at that, too. So sad.
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This isn't the fucking Authority with the power to do anything they want to anyone they want because they feel like it, there's a dozen heroes disagreeing with every choice, especially telepaths. I'm sorry you can't keep track of ongoing Superman plots at all. Idiots like you are why they have to write info dumps into the middle of miniseries because you're too lazy and special snowflakey to read the previous issues.