Deadpool Team-Up 883 - Deadpool meets Galactus

[kirke_novak]

Ever wondered what would have happened if Wade became The Herald of Galactus?



Deadpool is broke so he makes some phonecalls




He answers the add and becomes The Herald


They killed Ewoks? WINNING!!!!!

Sadly, Galactus has enough of Wade's talking and kicks him out, then Silver Surfer kicks his butt
and in the end...


...is it just me or is Terrax superhappy to see Firelord?

Comments

[lonewolf23k]

I love Kingpin's nonchalant response. As if that wasn't the first time Wade called to ask him that question.

[fifthie]

He probably fields a lot of those calls.

[blackruzsa]

Kingpin is nothing if not pragmatic.

And anyways, he knows Deadpool's a good assassin! He's just not in need of him at the moment.

[likeaminx]

Actually Deadpool did almost work for Kingpin once but he lost the job to Bullseye. Here's an out of context panel for you :)

[proteus_lives]

Almost as good as when I posted it.

Boom! :D

[jlroberson]

Do you know Rob Liefeld has been calling what Marvel did with Deadpool a travesty that "real Deadpool fans" have been waiting for him to right?

That's right, Liefeld has no idea why Deadpool is popular. He accidentally created the Ambush Bug of Marvel and he thinks it's wrong. This tells you something about mediocrity. And why Liefeld could practice and practice and still get no better: I think he simply has a small scope of imagination. He really did always mean him to just be Marvel's Deathstroke.

I mean: you folks here, who I learned about it from in the first place--you ARE the "real" Deadpool fans, right?

[crinos]

Kinda disappointed in Wade that Red Skull was his second choice for a potential employer.

[biod]

Red Skull probably does the most hired killing. Magneto was just first because he gets to call him "Maggy".

[eyz]

These Deadpool Team-ups were sort of an hit and miss with me. Sometimes good and funny, other times abysmal.. This one was actually pretty entertaining^^

[tacitoz]

Man I read this issue, it was so awesome.
Still wonder just how Galactus has access to Earth's internet O_o

[crinos]

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, who does Liefeld think the "real Deadpool fans" are exactly? 90's Kid? He's an effin Pokemon! And a Glitch Pokemon at that.

If Marvel is smart they will never, EVER, let Liefeld anywhere near Deadpool ever again.

[crinos]

They actually did something like this in the Marvel Adventures line, where it seemed like Galactus had put a listing on Craigslist for Heralds. Turns out it was a con by Mysterio.

Its kinda sad that in the actual 616 universe Galactus really DID do that.

[salinea]

too late.

[sir_mikael]

I think there's been several altercations over the years where bad guys compete to become Kingpins go-to hitman.

I do remember an old issue of Spidey where Boomerang was in prison and all "I'm just as good as Bullseye, you'll see! You'll all see! Stupid Bullseye... I'm gonna make Kingpin lovehire me!" And then he bent some spoons and used them as boomerangs and fought Punisher (who was also in prison) or something.

Lol

[sir_mikael]

Hm, who's the girl between Johnny Storm and Terrax?

Where's Aunt May and Dazzler?! :P

"They killed Ewoks? WINNING!!!!!"
Kirke, in the words of a wise man: how could you be so heartless....?

[sir_mikael]

Well I kinda suspect this doesn't count as canon anyway. :P

[salinea]

LIES!

Re: Lol

[sharky_chan]

The only good ewok is a dead ewok. Those freaking stupid teddy bears ruined the third movie for me _o_.

Re: Lol

[kirke_novak]

Easily.

DEATH TO THE LITTLE ONES!

Re: Lol

[cainofdreaming]

Since the only other female besides Nova that's been a Herald in the comics is Dazzler, then that must be... Alicia Masters, I'd guess. Maybe she mistook the meeting for "I Dated a Herald" one and was too embarrassed to simply excuse herself.

[outlawpoet]

Silly Wade, Iron Man doesn't hire people to kill for him, he mind-controls villains, drafts prisoners as slave killers, and authorizes lethal force by extra-legal cops to do it!

[kirke_novak]

...I love you.

[thehood]

Wade usually works for whomever is willing to pay.