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[personal profile] janegray 2015-01-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Gotta say, I like this one much better. If only because "lol Aquaman is useless" really grates on me.
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[personal profile] crinos 2015-01-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, my interpretation is that Aquaman is the jack of all trades of the JLA.

He's super strong, a trained fighter, a telepath, he's not as strong as Supes, as good a telepath as J'onn, or as skilled a fighter as Bruce or Diana, but he has a diverse enough portfolio he can fill any niche.

He's basically the Bard of the Super hero world.
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[personal profile] icon_uk 2015-01-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
His powers are very useful, though his telepathy is a mite... over specific to be comparable to most other telepaths, unless you use Grant Morrison's (somewhat irritating IMHO) addition of affecting humans because of us having marine life somewhere in our evolutionary past.

[personal profile] silicondream 2015-01-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's not just Morrison; he did birds and the occasional human or Millennium Giant in his own book. Morrison's the only one who actually explained it, though--and come to think of it, did Morrison have him do it on humans, or just on Martians who also had marine ancestors?
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[personal profile] lieut_kettch 2015-01-20 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it makes as much sense as him being able to communicate with both fish and sea mammals, seeing as a whale or a sea lion's brain is a lot more similar to a human's than it is to a halibut's or great white shark's.

[personal profile] silicondream 2015-01-20 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aquaman's also had a fairly unique advantage in many phases* of his life, in that he was a monarch and could call on the magical/technological resources of the largest nation on Earth. Most superguys do everything by their lonesome and can't summon up that kind of people power, and it dovetails nicely with his ability to command all the nonhumanoids of the sea as well.


*though I'm not sure whether he's on the throne or not right now, and whether Atlantis is thriving or wrecked.
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[personal profile] kamino_neko 2015-01-20 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm most of a year behind (sort of semi-officially dropped it, I guess), but last I saw, he was officially in charge, but mostly hands off. And Atlantis was in pretty good shape for a country that had just been through two wars.
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[personal profile] liliaeth 2015-01-20 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
me too, it's not like he's only got his powers while he's in the ocean. The notion that he's useless seems rather silly when you put him right next to Batman, who's only real quality is that he's good at preparing and strategy.
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[personal profile] alicemacher 2015-01-19 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Heehee, "Mysteriously wet billionaire Bruce Wayne."
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[personal profile] sagrada 2015-01-19 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my favourite part, too. Very nice touch.
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[personal profile] thanekos 2015-01-19 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
One of those arguments where both sides end up making you think " Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got anything new? "
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[personal profile] sagrada 2015-01-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just the thing, though. All characters are equally likely to be useful as useless, depending on the story's context. The sole reason Aquaman's had his speciation become such a meme is because the people writing him keep forgetting that stuff happens that is not on land. I mean, piracy, smuggling, attempted naval sabotage, saber-rattling that goes too far, hijackings, spills and illegal dumping of hazardous waste, poaching and so on, all those are things that just happen most often at sea, regardless of all the other crimes and wrongdoing that can happen on both land and water. That's not even getting into all the stuff writers can just make up.

In short, the biggest threat to any character's viability and versatility is their author being lazy. People aren't lazy about figuring out ludicrous things for Batman to do with the power of $implausible. And Namor is just like Aquaman except for a different attitude(and no psychic powers), and he's perfectly viable for all kinds of stupid crap.

You know, all things considered, I wonder why Braniac doesn't try to steal Paradise Island or Atlantis? Those are way more unique than Metropolis.
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[personal profile] his_spiffynesss 2015-01-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the "Aquaman is useless" meme originated with the Superfriends cartoon, or at least with everyone's memories of the cartoon. The only powers he was ever shown to have was the swimming and talking to fish. Though he did prove useful in just about every episode.
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[personal profile] lizard_of_aus 2015-01-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't help wondering where it's going to end. There's definitely a pushback from writers everywhere, but the millennials are being raised to believe it's funny- and justified -to call Aquaman useless over and over again.
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[personal profile] q99 2015-01-20 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
They weren't allowed to punch or be punched in that cartoon :)

[identity profile] fredneil.livejournal.com 2015-01-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that you mention it, you'd think someone who comes from an island would be nicer to Aquaman.

"Hey, Diana, it's really weird how everything that dies in the ocean ends up on the beaches of Paradise Island. It must really be starting to smell around there.Bet you're getting a lot of flies and vermin, too. I see what I can do about it."

"What are you talking about? That isn't... oh."

"And Clark, After I take care of that, I'll find out why there are so many sharks around the Metropolis beaches all of a sudden."

"Oh, and Bruce... Nah, you've got enough issues already. Don't worry about it."

[personal profile] night4345 2015-01-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure Aquaman can't send things to Paradise Island. But if he could: "You know how angry goddesses get when you pollute their protected people's island. I'm sure those disasters will pass eventually."

"Don't worry about the sharks I just cooked them with my heat-vision and fed the sharks to the homeless. I'm really sorry about those errant heat-vision blasts. It must be killer on the sea life."

"I assure you Arthur, that whoever in Wayne Enterprises is dumping toxic waste into the ocean will be stopped."
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[personal profile] icon_uk 2015-01-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana - "Yeah, Arthur... about that. You know you're the 'King' of the Sea? Meet the GOD of the Sea... who owes me a few favours....

"Poseidonis? You named one of your cities after me? How... cute?"
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[personal profile] sagrada 2015-01-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhhhhhhh. Personally I'd prefer it if Aquaman was just shown as competent and a benefit. Say by helping stranded or shipwrecked people reach home, or if they're women who have none Paradise Island, rather than it being a total gamble.

Super-pissing contests are never any fun except in the most mean-spirited way. Nobody needs to be put down for another to stand up.
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[personal profile] q99 2015-01-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I will note... Diana has the ability to talk to animals too.
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[personal profile] janegray 2015-01-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.
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[personal profile] junipepper 2015-01-20 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Namor is just like Aquaman"

Namor can fly, right? Or am I mistaken about that? Can Aquaman fly? (Of course, from the posted scan, apparently Batman can also fly...)
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[personal profile] sagrada 2015-01-20 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Namor can fly, that is another superficial difference. But at base levwl they're nigh-identical, the real dissimilarity is, so far as I can see, how they're portrayed rather than what their "powers" are.
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[personal profile] nyadnar17 2015-01-19 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that Batman is casually fist fighting Brainianc in midair.
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[personal profile] dr_archeville 2015-01-19 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, thank you! I've been trying to figure out who that was up there with Bats & GL.
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[personal profile] reveen 2015-01-19 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh ho ho, Aquaman's power suck(nope)! But you know what?

Superman has to get up and go to work.

Bruce Wayne has to get up and go to the shareholder's meeting.

Green Lantern has to get up and fly to Oa and listen to a bunch of weirdos with big heads whine at him about anal retentive bullshit.

Aquaman get's sleep in if he wants to because he's a friggin' king, and if anyone doesn't like that they can talk to his giant army of dudes with magic tridents riding giant seahorses and shit.
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[personal profile] sagrada 2015-01-19 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We need a "Guardians of the Universe Doing Good" day. I would rub my hands in anticipation for how slim those pickings would be.

I wonder what it says about superhero comics that they frequently denigrate the idea of outside authority dictating peoples' lives or morals, yet almost constantly have their characters becoming or acting as inviolable authorities who constantly dictate peoples' lives and morals.
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[personal profile] cainofdreaming 2015-01-19 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Question, if I may? Has anyone seen history79 post a single word on the board? Any comments or forewords to the scans? Anything? Is he/she a person or an automated scan service?

I just find the whole thing a little weird. Bit creepy even.
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[personal profile] sagrada 2015-01-19 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
According to their profile they have never posted any comments. I think maybe a few forewords, but that's it. The keep their own counsel type.
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[personal profile] glprime 2015-01-19 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually had to point out when their amalgam scans were overlapping stuff I'd already posted and were violating the 1/3 rule. They don't ever seem to tag stuff much either.
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[personal profile] beyondthefringe 2015-01-19 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
At least they post interesting stuff, whatever their true nature and motivation. It gives me something to read. :)
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[personal profile] reveen 2015-01-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody should look at these comics closely, make sure they all don't combine to form a message from the Illuminati or something.
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[personal profile] cainofdreaming 2015-01-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully it's just that. If the scans start moving and whispering eerily to me when I look at them I'm calling Ghostbusters on history79.
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[personal profile] thanekos 2015-01-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Alternatively, it's coded communication.

" Remember, if I post Green Arrow #36, we're good to go- if it's Green Lantern, we're no-shows. "
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[personal profile] skemono 2015-01-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They've mentioned trigger warnings & NSFW warnings above the cut of some of their posts.
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Mod Note!

[personal profile] icon_uk 2015-01-19 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
If a poster chooses not to comment, that's really their own business, and not something that we would ever insist upon.

They have certainly always been responsive to Mod Notes and the like.

[personal profile] kd_the_movie 2015-01-20 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
im actually sure that he/she is a real person as alotta of their scans last year overlappped some way in theme to some of the notable news headlines (which i thought was pretty cool and brought some relevant discussions).
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[personal profile] stubbleupdate 2015-01-19 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Everybody who has read The Martian will know that this isn't the biggest problem with Aquaman
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[personal profile] halloweenjack 2015-01-19 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Since when is Metropolis land-locked in canon? Being an aquatic superhero/villain never stopped Namor from, say, invading Manhattan.
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[personal profile] icon_uk 2015-01-19 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think anyone says Metropolis is land-locked, only that it's "on land".

[personal profile] drtechnobabel 2015-01-20 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
So... is Batman flying in the 5th panel? Because it sure looks like he is, and there's no green aura that would be there if Green Lantern was helping him.

Food for thought.

[personal profile] lonewolf23k 2015-01-20 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
When you think about it, Aquaman's possibly one of the busiest superheroes in the Justice League. He patrols the Oceans of the world, which is about 70% of the planet's surface. He manages his own kingdom, which is scattered across multiple oceanic city-states. And he does that ON HIS OWN.

He doesn't care about being snubbed by the landlubber heroes, He's got a full plate on his hands.

Honestly, if anything, he should be building a league of Aquatic heroes to help him. Like he did when Peter David was handling his title, during the hook-hand days.

[personal profile] wtfomfg2 2015-01-20 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm now imaging a reverse of the whole "lol Aquaman is so useless" meme where he's pissed off that they keep calling him for help: "Come on you guys, again?! You already have a telepath and someone with super strength on your team. Do you really need me?? I have an ENTIRE kingdom to run!"
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[personal profile] junipepper 2015-01-20 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Shades of Kingdom Come, there.
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[personal profile] chrys 2015-01-20 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. Great one.
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[personal profile] lieut_kettch 2015-01-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You just need this one image to silence the "Aquaman is useless" crowd: