The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #3

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Comments

[q99]

See what you get for lying, Nancy! Doomtopia, that's what you get!

[miramira]

But it was a really well-done lie! You'd think she'd get some credit for that.

[captainbellman]

I would prefer lovable goofball Punisher 11 times out of 10.

[halloweenjack]

Lovable goofball Punisher fires nerf darts at crooks and says, "You know, if I were a grim, merciless vigilante, you'd be dead now! Maybe you should rethink your life choices, eh, pal?" And the thug would inevitably say, "Hey, that's a great point! I think I'll buy into a business that I can do from home for big bucks, like the ones I'm always reading about in blog comment sections! Thanks, Frank!" And the Punisher gives a cheery wave and rides back to the Punishcave, where his pet tarsier Micro has just put the steaks on the grill... with marshmallows on top. Oh, Micro!

[jetpack_monkey]

I would completely and totally read that series.

[icon_uk]

Seconded!

[glprime]

I mean, how *does* Frank trust himself to verify targets? It's a valid point. And any of the heroes without super-senses could attack cosplayers thinking they're legit villains.

[super_fly]

You'd think there'd be an alternate despot-ruled timeline out there with fewer carbon emissions.

[abates]

That smoke is actually carbon free. Doom just has factories pumping the stuff out for effect.

[selke]

This is effing adorable.

[tigerkaya]

Meh.

[quatoria]

Please tell me the key to defeating Doom comes from vandalizing wikipedia.

[glprime]

Somewhere Victor was watching this Doombot run amok on it's own and facepalming extra hard. "Ugh. DOOM cannot sound like that. It is a scientific impossibility. I will have my other Doombots perform an experiment to prove it thus. Oh, what- What is it doing now? Powerlifting her for effect? This is almost as bad as Doombot 0007398's chauvinistic rant against Carol Danvers."