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[personal profile] coldfury 2018-04-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Man, we finally found a guy with a worse powerset than Cable, the mutant with the ability to shoot guns.

The soldier with the ability to get shot in multiple wars.
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[personal profile] wizardru 2018-04-24 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
How far down is this guy going to drill for ways he died?

"When we invaded Grenada to save some medical students, I guess...listen Iran was only a few years prior...some Cuban guy shot me. When we did some black ops in Laos, I was the guy who died of Influenza. When we..."

"Let me stop you right there, son. Have you ever done anything other than failed your mission miserably?"

"....at Guadacanal, I fell down a flight of stairs and at San Juan Hill I..."

"We're done, here.