Once upon a time, another member would have posted the following, about what happens when Earth-194's Felicia Hardy gains spider powers. In their honour:
Dan Slott, writer; Sumeye Kesgin, artist; Brian Reber, colourist; Joe Caramagna, letterer
Felicia went to all the trouble of finding somewhere that actually puts bags of cash in sacks with a dollar sign on them. That is how bored she's got. Now, did she get the sacks first, or steal the stuff and then get the sacks to put her loot in after, just so her apartment didn't look too run-down?
(Meanwhile, kudos at least to Slott for not just calling her "Cat Spider" or "Spider Cat" and calling it a day.)
"You want a tiny uniform for a spider? " "No, that's just what she calls herself. She's a cat burglar." "Oh, what size feline outfit do you need?" "Not, I meant she's a thief." "So what is she?" "Some kind of shaved ape ... I think. Do you have any bonobo uniforms?"
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That is how bored she's got.
Now, did she get the sacks first, or steal the stuff and then get the sacks to put her loot in after, just so her apartment didn't look too run-down?
(Meanwhile, kudos at least to Slott for not just calling her "Cat Spider" or "Spider Cat" and calling it a day.)
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"Do you have anything else?"
"Well, we do have some spare uniforms from the Duckburg Correctional facility...."
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"You want a tiny uniform for a spider? "
"No, that's just what she calls herself. She's a cat burglar."
"Oh, what size feline outfit do you need?"
"Not, I meant she's a thief."
"So what is she?"
"Some kind of shaved ape ... I think. Do you have any bonobo uniforms?"
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