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Aunt May is watching you surf porn

This comes from Amazing Spider-Man v2 #39.

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What, she's offended by "live nude cheerleaders"?

Good lord in Heaven woman. Be thankful he's not Googling goatse or looking at people crapping on other each or doing farmyard animals or something.

That fact that nude cheerleaders is all the kid's into -- these days, that's kind of a good thing. Yeek.

But the porn he's looking at objectifies women. Which is bad.

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aaron_bourque - 2009-12-23 07:16 (UTC) - Expand

Yes, but it IS a public library. And I think the kid's underaged. All in all, a perfectly justified application of the Mortifying Old Lady Cold Shower Stare with optional Raised Eyebrow of Doom.

(One of May's many superpowers, alongside Oh God I Will Do Anything Not To Have To Think About Old People's Naughty Parts Go Just Go Distraction Tactics, and Pretending To Forget Things Oh Deary Me Where Is My Mind These Days.)

...God I miss the Straczynski run. May got to be so awesome so often.

...Now I really want to know what Aunt May's reaction would be if he'd been looking at hermaphroditic multi-breasted rat-spider furries that were simultaneously devouring, shitting, and unbirthing each other.

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What, she's offended by "live nude cheerleaders"?

True! They could be dead nude cheerleaders, woman!

.... In a public space, Petey?

That's not Peter.

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The first panel = stuff that my nightmares are made of. That whole one eye looking from behind the divider... *chills*

CEILING AUNT IS WATCHING YOU __________

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roxrox - 2009-12-23 07:20 (UTC) - Expand

Some other kind folks made something for you downthread.

Actually, it looks like they even made you two somethings. Wasn't that nice of them?

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roxrox - 2009-12-23 16:50 (UTC) - Expand

Porn is for the privacy of bathrooms, Petey. Unless it's unlocked.

Yeah, bathrooms! And bedrooms, and changing rooms, and closets, and basements, and attics, and if you're just sitting there in traffic anyway for an hour because it's so backed up you might as well relieve a little road rage eh? But that's all!

Aunt May probably took his porn stash and replaced all the females' heads with pictures of Santa and Jesus.

Maybe she thinks Peter is a porn addict and she's doing the best she can to save him.

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For the record, this isn't Peter, it's just some kid at a library.

It's worth noting that the kid is NOT Peter Parker.

After all, part of the reason why Joe Quesada defended the marriage retcon was because he said that a single Peter Parker could "download porn."

No, really, he actually said that.

Well that's nice. At least he will have his priorities.

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This was in the same trade as the 9/11 story with teary Doom I believe.

But boy is that a slow kid if he's trying to surf porn links on a public computer, in a library.

ah yes, professor moriarty's paper on the dynamics of fucking a cheerleader

good reading, that

It's said that that paper ascends to such rarefied heights of pure mathematics that there was no man in the scientific press capable of masturbating to it.

Once a cockblock, always a cockblock.

This would be hellaciously creepy/hilarious if someone photoshopped out the 3 panels before the last one.

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Aunt may going to hunt my dreams tonight. :(

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requiem2adream - 2009-12-23 11:55 (UTC) - Expand

Cock-Block. Aunt May-talty!!

Hee!

I think there's great macro potential in 'shoping the screens into different sites, but I can't think of anything specific at the moment...

There's an obvious candidate right under your cursor!
Though as far as embarrassing sites go, DC message boards.

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He should ahve flipped her off, told her to mind her own business. He wouldn't have survived, but it would have been funny for a second.

*squints* Y'know, those cheerleaders aren't actually naked, kid.

It's probably the same site from that Lifetime movie about how Internet Porn Addiction Will Ruin Your Life.

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Man how rude is May snooping on her neighbor in the library?

Also this:
May Parker of Earth. You have the ability to instill great fear...

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