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From Robert Crumb's absolutely excellent GENESIS(which is, btw, over 300 pages), a short excerpt from the story of Jacob and Esau, one portion from the start of the tale and one jumping to much later, when they are both old. Some who might not be familiar with this story might find it striking that (a) Jacob is such a dick, (b) God rewards the undeserving, and (c) Isaac sure gets it coming & going, doesn't he? (he's the same Isaac with that crazy dad with the voices telling him to sacrifice his son). It's not really so strange if, instead of looking at it as a religious text, you look at it as a typical Bronze Age mythology. And in those? People are very, very tricky and deceitful, and the concept of "justice" really has no bearing on any of the gods. This is nothing; try the House of Atreus sometime.












(c)2009 R. Crumb.

Date: 2010-01-03 12:51 am (UTC)
sherkahn: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sherkahn
So all along it was the mother's fault. Hmm....

Date: 2010-01-03 02:37 am (UTC)
halialkers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
Of course it's worth noting that the most archaic part of the Bible in terms of the language just so happens to be the Song of Deborah, about a brave warrior woman who unites the squabbling tribes of Israel......

Date: 2010-01-03 12:57 am (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
So working backwards we have Batdickery, general dickery, old school dickery and Old TESTAMENT dickery...

The more things chhange....

Date: 2010-01-03 01:26 am (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
Dickery shalt outlast us all.

Date: 2010-01-03 02:34 am (UTC)
halialkers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
Gilgamesh-dickery is oldest.

Date: 2010-01-03 08:51 pm (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
I'd say single cell dickery but thats a mite hard to prove.

Date: 2010-01-03 01:24 am (UTC)
stig: "It Was A Boojum..." (Default)
From: [personal profile] stig
You'll notice that the most important core message behind it is that cunning can be used to defy god-given laws such as the natural succession of birthright, as long as it is coupled with humility and repentance - trickery being the work of the devil. Ultimately, the legacies of Isaac which have most survived are his descendants and his name Israel - both of which having been obtained through his physical and sexual prowess rather than his cunning.

Date: 2010-01-03 02:30 am (UTC)
halialkers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
Yes, that's the point of the name Isra-El.

Judaism has never been as groveling towards the Jewish God as the Christians and Muslims were to their updated versions of same.

Date: 2010-01-03 01:58 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
I never got this part:

Why does the dad only have one blessing to give?

Then again, I could never really wrap my head around Old Testament anyway.

If I wanted storytelling in which supposedly nigh-omnipotent beings are hamstrung in contrived plots by nonsensical, pointless rules that they themselves invented, I'd watch one of Russell T. Davies' season finales for Doctor Who.

Date: 2010-01-03 02:00 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
And don't even get me started on the Marty Stu who became the star of the New Testament ...

Date: 2010-01-03 02:25 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Heh. No, Paul is more to Christianity what Quesada is to Marvel. ;)

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Date: 2010-01-03 02:25 am (UTC)
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Well, there's also that myth of that time was never to be taken literally to start with. In ancient times myths had their place, and an accurate representation of the Universe was not that place, that was the place of the philosophers or their analogues like the Daoists or Wayfinders.

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Date: 2010-01-03 08:41 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] geoffsebesta
I was wondering if there was some health reason not to eat the sinew of the thigh.

Date: 2010-01-03 02:23 am (UTC)
halialkers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
Because it was a different time. In the general culture of the Ancient Near East, fathers were obligated to bless their eldest children. It was a kind of pagan soothsaying ritual, and its survival in the Bible is a sign that someone didn't edit very well. Jacob cannot give more than one blessing thanks to primogeniture.

And the Tanach is actually more fun than the New Testament, it gives us such gems as "With the jawbone of an ass heaps upon heaps, with the jawbone of an ass have I slain 10,000 men" and Saul's request for 100 foreskins and "If Cain be avenged sevenfold than Lamech seventy-sevenfold" and God's demanding male foreskins be cut off and Solomon the Man-Slut and Biblegod's obsession with foreskins. And did I mention Biblegod is obsessed with foreskins?

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Date: 2010-01-03 02:27 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Maybe they wanted to bind the original texts of what would become the Bible in foreskins, ala' the Necronomicon?

It'd be economical, because all you'd have to do to expand the volume for more pages would be to rub the cover.

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Date: 2010-01-03 02:31 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
And this is very useful, thanks.

My parents are both ex-Roman Catholics, and trying to get them to explain this shit to me in any way that made sense was like swimming through Jell-O.

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Date: 2010-01-03 06:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thehefner
This entire post--comments and all--has been utterly fascinating. :)

Date: 2010-01-04 03:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] halialkers
Indeed. Scans_Daily can have civilized discussions of both politics and religion. A very good testament to the people on the Comm, I think....

Date: 2010-01-04 10:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] halloweenjack
And the moral of the story is: Furries win.

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