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Preston's been called into the Assistant Principal's office.

The Man asks Bart to try and get closer to Preston, and possibly find out what's going on.
Preston drags Bart along into the (nearby?) swamps of Manchester to go looking for a supposed local "monster." Preston claims he's going to use the footage to move to Hollywood and hit it big. Bart doesn't have the heart to tell him that dropping out of school is

Uh oh. Dad's pissed.
Bart sees Preston the next day.

My god... BACNE!!! okay, I'll stop...
So Bart heads out to the swamps to find Preston, who of course has run into the real swamp monster, which turns out to be a kid younger than both of them afflicted with severe acromegaly (who'll probably die within a year, Waid tells us, just to make Bart feel like more of a jerkass for defending himself from the rampaging youth).
There's some lame attempt at an "every son deserves to be loved" aesop (how is letting your kid wander around the swamp and get chased by amateur cryptozoologists being a loving parent?), which sends Bart into dark!Robin mode.



Yeah.

Well... that kid's gonna need some counseling. But then Bart's not really one to lecture people on mommy issues.

This was one of the first issues of Impulse I grabbed from the longboxes at my LCS waaaay back in like '96/'97.
7.6/23 pages from Impulse #6 under the cut.
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Date: 2010-02-18 02:52 am (UTC)I really love 90's hair Bart. For some reason.
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Date: 2010-02-18 05:39 am (UTC)Then again, all the Ramos Faces look nearly the same.
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Date: 2010-02-18 08:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-18 03:02 am (UTC)Shame that Preston, along with Carol and Evil-Eye, have been left on the cutting room floor in today's continuity.
Also, the assistant principal's office looks alot like my old grade school principals office. Filled with superhero memorabilia, old toys, though I have raised eyebrows about that McD's Happy Meal. Anyone else remember the 7-Up mascots, along with the old Kit-Kat jingle?
How did Bart and Mom settle with Bart staying in the past/present?
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Date: 2010-02-18 05:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-18 06:26 am (UTC)Don't wanna steal glprime's thunder so I'll just give the short-short version: Basically, Bart's maternal grandpa's a dick and kinda forces them into the whole different era deal.
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Date: 2010-02-18 03:21 am (UTC)P.s. I was planning on writing this comment after these scans were first posted, but I clicked on that TV tropes link instead. I've only just got out. I think some people might still be stuck in there though...
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Date: 2010-02-18 05:35 am (UTC)If you only read the Useful Notes, Real Life and You Fail ____ Forever entries, you'll find a huge amount of practical knowledge.
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Date: 2010-02-18 04:30 pm (UTC)Really? I didn't know that. Do you have any sources on that? I don't know a great deal about child abuse statistics.
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