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[leikomgwtfbbq.insanejournal.com]

Quiz-time, ladies and gents: If a fellow in blue jammies and red briefs came up to you in a bar and tried this line, with that sort of exceedingly smarmy look on his face, would you let him to buy you a drink, or would you laugh yourself hoarse?

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[bwmedia.wordpress.com (from insanejournal.com)]

Being straight, I'm the wrong guy to ask. However, considering how many women went gaga for him over the years, the only pick-up line he needs is "I'm Superman".

[04nbod.insanejournal.com]

I've seen superdickery, he has no chance with me. But I'd ask him for Dick Grayson's phone number

[adler1013.insanejournal.com]

If he looked like that? Sure, I'd give him a whirl.

Then I'd laugh myself hoarse.

[johnzdrake.insanejournal.com]

I actually made an icon of that ages ago, but didn't have enough userpics on LJ to use it. Here on IJ, I can post as many userpics as I want!

[bad_luck.insanejournal.com]

IJ does make up for things with that simple fact alone doesn't it? I'm still working on filling this account up.

-aki

[merseybeatler.insanejournal.com]

Um, he looks oddly like Tom Hanks.

[superfan1.insanejournal.com]

It so complicated that superman doesn't know how it work himself and just act like he does. :)

"If a fellow in blue jammies and red briefs came up to you in a bar and tried this line, with that sort of exceedingly smarmy look on his face, would you let him to buy you a drink, or would you laugh yourself hoarse?"

I let him buy me a drink, because hey free drink and then laugh afterwards.

[bwmedia.wordpress.com (from insanejournal.com)]

That's kind of mean. And yes, that's been done to me before. :(

[superfan1.insanejournal.com]

I only do that with the fellow in blue jammies and red briefs wearing a "True love detector" with a smug look scenario but laught afterwards when he not around to see me laughing, I wouldn't do that in RL now,that just cruel to do to a person.

Also I'm sorry.

[bwmedia.wordpress.com (from insanejournal.com)]

Blue jammies...maybe that's what I was doing wrong. :) Or maybe I should have asked if she was straight first?

And thank you, but I had money at the time, and apparently she wasn't worth it.

[nalanzu.insanejournal.com]

I might have to flee before laughing in the superhero's face. (ALthough I might regret the loss of the possible free drink.)

[skitty_kat.insanejournal.com]

But how would he buy the drink? Where does he keep his wallet?

[yonmei.insanejournal.com]

I'd say very, very politely "I'm afraid I don't understand. Excuse me, I think I see my best friend waving at me from over there" and get out of there.

No free drink is worth sitting with a guy in spandex who comes up with cheesy pickup lines.

(Even at a con.)

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

I imagine wearing that thing would get awkward really quick.

Superman: Hello Batman, old chum, need any help catching the Joker?

Batman: Sure thing, good... what's that glowing on your wrist?

***

Lex Luthor: And when my laser has melted the polar ice caps, the world will have to buy their houseboats from me, Lex--Superman, why is that bracelet of yours glowing?

***

Perry White: Kent, get down to the docks and report on that fire! And take off that blasted glowing bracelet of yours!

[northstar-rocks.livejournal.com (from insanejournal.com)]

I'd make a snort-laugh sound and then try to hold it back and then Just totally burst out laughing, but i'd give him a chance becasue he made me laugh ^_^

[saralakali.insanejournal.com]

If he was built like Supes, sure I'd let him buy me a drink. What happens after that depends on the conversation we have over the drink.