Avengers #292

[iamrman]

Namor should get together with Matt Murdock and compare crappy love lives.

I swear that one Kang is staring into my soul. Also, I thought Kang Prime eliminated all of the other variants. He had one job!

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[cainofdreaming]

Also, I thought Kang Prime eliminated all of the other variants. He had one job!

He did. Well, for a while. These are just people who killed a Kang and took his wardrobe.

[scorntx]

If you already didn't like Druid before...

When Mastermind corrupted Phoenix, it took months of psychological manipulations.
Ravonebula corrupting Druid... about five seconds.

Last time was wondering about whether Marrina was on the ax list from the higher ups, but where was Druid on that one?
Or in his case was it figured he was already so unlikeable he was free game to do whatever, and no-one was going to object much?
(Well, besides maybe Roy Thomas.)

The Cross-Time Council of Kangs! Never coming soon to a theatre near you!
... strange that Immortus let them run around long enough to form a group, but maybe he took one look at them and figured they weren't even worth the effort to get rid of.
Or he'd already read The Terminatrix Objective and therefore wasn't fussed.
(But it's not a great showing for Kang implying that in most universes his fate is to be killed and then replaced by a cosplayer...)

[cainofdreaming]

If Matt has a Death Penis then does that mean Namor has a Monster one? *wiggles eyebrows*

[bruinsfan]

Wouldn't that mean he would have gone all stalkery with Ben rather than Susan once he started clashing with the FF?

[cainofdreaming]

No, because that would mean that Matt would compete with Thanos. It's not their peepee's preference that the name alludes to, but what it causes to happen.

[thanekos]

" [They] must be convinced that [Captain Marvel]'s no leader for the world's most powerful group of superheroes.. " - Mark Gruenwald

[beyondthefringe]

The Theory of Kang states that for every variant eliminated, there exists an alternate timeline where the variant was not eliminated, and that's how, statistically, everyone in existence is Kang.
Or Immortus.
Or the Scarlet Centurion.
Or Iron Lad.
Or Rama-Tut.

[scorntx]

Don't forget Kid Immortus.

(Man, how bad at murder do you have to be that your efforts result in more versions of the person you were trying to kill?)

[beyondthefringe]

HAIL HYDRA-KANG!
KILL ONE VARIANT, TWO MORE SHALL TAKE HIS PLACE!