Epitaphs From the Abyss #8

[cyberghostface]

 

A guy buys a clown painting at a fair and his girlfriend hates it. It makes honking noises at night.



Clowns come out of the painting.

Comments

[angelophile]

What?

[super_fly]

Man buys clown painting at a flea market for irony and its value as a conversation piece. Clown painting turns out to be haunted. Girlfriend learns important lesson: never date hipsters.

[full_metal_ox]

As well as: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat. See? Him face, and I'm not dead today. Good luck.

[skjam]

From the title, I thought it was going to be about geese, the horror of the bird kingdom.

[blues32]

...I have several questions.

[full_metal_ox]

Among them: was John Wayne Gacy a prior owner?

[super_fly]

Serial killers do come up in the conversation about who'd enjoy this kind of painting.