Spidey Super Stories: Into The Jaws

[knight_moves]

Spider-Man saves the ecosystem! In your face, Captain Planet! Now you have NOTHING!



Peter Parker is assigned to cover an oil spill, which naturally means becoming Spider-Man to fuck the TSA.



Forgetting his webs only last one hour is the kind of character note that adds weight to my "616 characters who are high" theory.





Namor has a shark-shaped TARDIS and he still can't score with Sue? Give it up, my man, it's not happening.



I love that this is so far before 'Disneyland mascot Spider-Man' that he can actually give Namor the Dikto when he complains about oil spills.

They decide to work together to contain the spill, probably because Namor respects that Peter has gone five minutes without crying about whether Tony Stark likes him.





Yes, Peter! Let him have another racial slur! Don't give that fucker an inch or he'll be complaining about six-pack rings all day!

Comments

[thanekos]

Can't make fun of Spidey Super-Stories dialogue because nobody writes bits like " Not bad, spider-squirt! " without knowing what they're doing.

[super_fly]

Forgetting his webs only last one hour is the kind of character note that adds weight to my "616 characters who are high" theory.

I maintain that he's still more competent than Newspaper Comics Strip Spider-Man.

"Anyone can make a mistake!"

Except maybe here. Who do you think you are Spidey, a BP CEO?

[lbd_nytetrayn]

I love that this is so far before 'Disneyland mascot Spider-Man' that he can actually give Namor the Dikto when he complains about oil spills.

I'm sorry, give him the what, now?😹