Venom #258
May. 21st, 2026 03:35 am
Honestly, deep in my heart, I’m not 100% sure what the big problem is. If my other half was in a hell dimension for four years with a perfectly attractive dude, I’d be like, yeah, fucking go for it. Like, four years in a hell dimension… yeah, you know… -- Al Ewing

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Date: 2026-05-21 11:32 am (UTC)And you should probably let this one go Peter, "Lethal Protector," shouldn't be anything new, and the guy was killing entire families.
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Date: 2026-05-21 01:38 pm (UTC)That said? If someone's like, "If you let me live, I will kill and kill and kill and never stop, ever, I have no remorse and no compunctions and nothing will ever dissuade me from this course of action?" I ... would be comfortable letting gravity take care of them.
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Date: 2026-05-21 01:52 pm (UTC)(I'd have said the same about Norman once but ...well)
But it seems massively hypocritical to be telling the alien you've repeatedly tried to kill that killing is wrong.
Then again pre-BND Peter used to have flaws (beyond just being a massive loser) and being a giant hypocrite was one of them.
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Date: 2026-05-22 12:52 am (UTC)Oh, he hit the ground already? Darn.
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Date: 2026-05-21 11:36 am (UTC)Controversial take: the Symbiote is totally entitled to hate Spider-Man. Peter tried to kill it BEFORE it hooked up with that jerk, Eddie.
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Date: 2026-05-21 11:49 am (UTC)...Woooooowwwww.
Symbiote takes the shot and hits, dead center. DAMN.
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Date: 2026-05-21 02:44 pm (UTC)So grandfathering Carl back in to continuity does make Peter's life seem extra miserable: getting horribly abused by Carl on a physical and emotional level while Flash is also there (from High School onward at least), just being vaguely obnoxious and self-centred.
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Date: 2026-05-21 03:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-05-21 02:10 pm (UTC)It can be harder when it is someone you consider an uggo. Its weird but I am looking at them and going "wait if you think that is hot then what do I actually look like?"
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Date: 2026-05-21 03:11 pm (UTC)As a Steve Ditko creation grounded in moral absolutism who went on to be handled by others, Peter may not have the developed philosophy of Vic Sage, but at least he never became a joke like Hank and Don Hall.
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Date: 2026-05-22 11:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-05-21 03:55 pm (UTC)My issues with the Paul storyline were entirely about how plot-driven versus character-driven it was (Paul made it almost to the end of it with no more development than "generic civilian Peter-like stand-in"), so it's been pretty great to see a character-driven writer like Ewing go at it.
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Date: 2026-05-21 04:36 pm (UTC)You just know that’s gonna make a lot of the superhuman community uncomfortable, confused, and possibly aroused.
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Date: 2026-05-21 04:44 pm (UTC)Also, "perfectly attractive dude"? We talking about the same Paul here? Captain Manbun?
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Date: 2026-05-21 10:13 pm (UTC)... actually, come to think of it, where's Doc Samson gotten to?
(Are he and Gamma Flight still on the run somewhere? Because that was a few status quos ago.)
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Date: 2026-05-22 02:43 pm (UTC)(Usually.)
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