At the request of
octopedeingenue here a touch under 3 pages (out of 55) from Equator Cold, the third book of the Nikopol Trilogy by Enki Bilal.
Now...trying to explain what's going on is...pretty much an exercise in futility - it's not really easy to follow even reading the whole book, to be honest.
So, just the basics - Alcide Nikopol is a former French soldier sent into space - then accidentally returning 30 years later, he falls in Paris and ends up sharing his body - against his will - with the Egyptian god Horus (sort of). He gets caught up in...a lot of things, most of them potentially fatal, thanks to Horus. This is one of them.




That's NOT how a match is supposed to end, of course. Horus just seems to enjoy shooting people in the head with his laser-eyes. He does it a lot. It actually gets to fairly ridiculous proportions in The Woman Trap, the second book, where Jill is introduced.
Oh, and for anyone interested who didn't work it out for themselves, Nicopol's side of the conversation with Horus:
P1: Not at all!
P2: Horus... he's killing me...
P3: No! The knight can ride out on the bishop! (I'm not actually sure what he means by that. He might just be getting a bit loopy, or it may be a chess term I'm unfamiliar with, or a metaphor for...something. I'm not grasping it so don't ask me for what.)
Bishop on the knight's diagsnal... (Obviously a typo for 'diagonal' - which should be piagqnaj.)
P4: Jill...
Now...trying to explain what's going on is...pretty much an exercise in futility - it's not really easy to follow even reading the whole book, to be honest.
So, just the basics - Alcide Nikopol is a former French soldier sent into space - then accidentally returning 30 years later, he falls in Paris and ends up sharing his body - against his will - with the Egyptian god Horus (sort of). He gets caught up in...a lot of things, most of them potentially fatal, thanks to Horus. This is one of them.
That's NOT how a match is supposed to end, of course. Horus just seems to enjoy shooting people in the head with his laser-eyes. He does it a lot. It actually gets to fairly ridiculous proportions in The Woman Trap, the second book, where Jill is introduced.
Oh, and for anyone interested who didn't work it out for themselves, Nicopol's side of the conversation with Horus:
P1: Not at all!
P2: Horus... he's killing me...
P3: No! The knight can ride out on the bishop! (I'm not actually sure what he means by that. He might just be getting a bit loopy, or it may be a chess term I'm unfamiliar with, or a metaphor for...something. I'm not grasping it so don't ask me for what.)
Bishop on the knight's diagsnal... (Obviously a typo for 'diagonal' - which should be piagqnaj.)
P4: Jill...
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 02:24 am (UTC)Like the cut text says, 'French comics be weird'.
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:46 am (UTC)except for the lazer shooting part.
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 02:50 am (UTC)He also changed the rules up, slightly, alternating the rounds, as that made for a better balanced game.
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Date: 2010-12-31 08:16 am (UTC)Craziest awesome sport, or crazy awesomest sport?
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:55 am (UTC)(Note: I am kidding. Or am I?)
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 03:43 am (UTC)I want to see an entire sports manga series about chess boxing (videos here!) now. And/or the combination of chess boxing and human chess, which would be the most epic blood sport imaginable. Until we reach Tri-Dimensional human chess boxing--!
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Date: 2010-12-31 04:03 am (UTC)That describes this scene, Equator Cold as a whole, the Nikopol Trilogy as a whole, Bilal's output as a whole, and the entire French SF Comics genre as a whole. >_>
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Date: 2010-12-31 04:38 am (UTC)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_%282004_film%29
Didn't know it was pulled from a comic series.
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Date: 2010-12-31 09:17 am (UTC)I don't think that's some kind of obscure chess term, and there's no real reason that would make sense using the rules for movement in chess, so I think the guy's just gone bonkoes.
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Date: 2010-12-31 02:19 pm (UTC)