Vehicle fight!

[sigmund_droid]

From Thor #365



Oh those two, creating irreparable property damage in order to date mortal women!

Gotta wonder what herc was about to say though...

Comments

[selke]

"Blue punch buggy!"

"No punch back!"

[simiansyndicate]

that "T'is a VOLKSWAGON!" panel should be iconned for posterity.

[blackruzsa]

It will go down in history.

[avantre]

My guess: "Correction Thunder-god: TWAS a Volkswagon!"

At which point English majors all over the world simultaneously collapse to the ground, foam frothing at their mouths.

[keeva]

Yeah, that was pretty much it.

[alexanderlucard]

That actually is the next line.

As a person with an English major, I give Herc a pass. After all, English isn't his first language and he still speaks it better than most of us can speak ancient Greek and Latin. :-)

[terrykun]

WHY IS CAROL NOT THERE?!

[salad_barbarian]

MOTTO!

[halloweenjack]

Well, depending on the time of publication, it could have been during the period of time when Carol was brainwashed and raped by Immortus' son, who impregnated her with himself, and then after he was born and grew to adult size within days, brainwashed and raped her again. Or during the time when she was attacked and had her memory drained by Rogue and was trying to recover them. Or during the time when she was drunk a lot. Did I miss anything?

[joasakura]

The exposition dialogue kills me here. "HE PLANS TO BURY ME UNDER THAT BUS! I COULD HAVE EASILY SCRAMBLED AWAY IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO FORM THIS SENTENCE, BUT ALAS! I WILL USE MY HAMMER TO DESTROY THE BUS, AND BY HAMMER, I MEAN MY MANHOOD!"

or something. XD

[tpsreports]

If I remember correctly this issue was told based Herc's recollections and therefore was full of nonsense.

[sianmink]

Herc's memory makes everything nonsense and awesome.

[crabby_lioness]

Which is the only graceful explanation for the way he treats his old flames.

[leoboiko]

Just imagine boxing matches like that. He is punching me! He’s punching me again! He wants to finish with a straight, but I’m ducking under and going in a clinch! We are clinched now! I always find this part strangely arousing!

[joasakura]

oh god. almost choked to death laughing.

THANKS. XD

[zenbro]

And our lips...they are so close...NO!...must...punch harder....

[nezchan]

The funniest part of the Volkswagen panel...well, it's the dialogue. But the second funniest is that Thor missed by a mile anyway. Herc could have just let it sail past, but wanted to show off and caught it.

[zenbro]

C'mon Thor, couldn't take the time to find a proper Volvo?

[fifthie]

"Correction: tis a SQUASHED BUG"