Don't you see? This isn't the before, this is the Lex-humbling superdickery that came immediately after.
"What now, Superfool? I've pioneered the airwaves on every broadcasting channel to make sure you witness the genius of Lex Luthor's 40 cake caper!"
"Hey, someone turn up that TV? even with super-hearing, I can't hear it over the noise I'm making baking this 40 ton cake."
"....Fuck it. I'm done. You can keep Lois, I'm halfway done making a sexbot with her face anyhow. Big stupid, alien, jock jerk. Ass. ...Why can't you see that I do it all because I love you...?"
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Date: 2011-04-28 01:19 pm (UTC)"What now, Superfool? I've pioneered the airwaves on every broadcasting channel to make sure you witness the genius of Lex Luthor's 40 cake caper!"
"Hey, someone turn up that TV? even with super-hearing, I can't hear it over the noise I'm making baking this 40 ton cake."
"....Fuck it. I'm done. You can keep Lois, I'm halfway done making a sexbot with her face anyhow. Big stupid, alien, jock jerk. Ass. ...Why can't you see that I do it all because I love you...?"
"What was that last bit?"
"I SAID ROT IN HELL, KRYPTONIAN!"