The TRUE Answer to Wolverine vs. Cyclops

[sigmund_droid]

heh heh heh

(legality pics of wolv vs cyclops after the cut.)



Well lets start out to see how that match up might go in the Ultimate universe.




Oh God that's horrible, alright back to 616




Hmm seems to have gone Scott's way













Hmm more evidence for ol' Cyclops










Hmm and some for Wolvie.

Tough choice!

Comments

[blackruzsa]

Okay, so I'm confused, why was Jean laser'd right through in the first set?

[sigmund_droid]

Context is for the... aww I can't you're too nice.

It was a danger room scenario.

[blackruzsa]

I'm nice?
Thank you~~~ \(;w;)/

And okay, it flashed through my mind for one sec but I wanted to make sure.

[proteus_lives]

As with most "vs." it's all about the set-up and situational.

I have those CC issues where they fight in Scotland. Awesome.

[silicondream]

Of course, the Ultimateverse also had that one Cyclops/Wolverine fight that was very...decisive.

[mrstatham]

*snorts*

Too bad Logan's being off the team wasn't decisive.

[baxter2814]

Oh Ultimate universe...I always looked at it as a delicate balancing act between hating the charmless, violent unpleasantness and loving being able to see awesome moments like this one without having all the enjoyment sucked out of it by my knowledge of the characters involved.

[kusonaga]

As noted, the first scans are a Danger Room scenario. Cyclops ends up trouncing Wolverine pretty thoroughly much later.

[kusonaga]

See post above my own for that scan, actually.

[nickfury90]

Oh man, that soul patch on Ultimate Wolverine is one scary ass thing.

[shanejayell]

In regular Marvel Universe canon, I think if Logan seriously goes after Cyke, he's going DOWN.

But yeah, depends on the writer and if it's in Logan's own book.

[arilou_skiff]

Not so sure about that. Cyke is meaner than he looks (insert tired reference to him beating all the X-men combined here) He has to be more worried about collateral damage than Wolvie though. (otherwise he'd just keep him pinned with his punch-gaze)

[fifthie]

Yeah the guy whose superpower is KITCHEN KNIVES (real sharp ones!) is totally taking down the guy who can literally knock you out by looking at you.

[fifthie]

I mean granted Wuffles does still stand an even chance here, thanks to the most important superpower of all - the power of dreadful, popularity-driven writing.

[fifthie]

But I mean right after that, the Garth Ennis-written Punisher will pop out from behind a corner and beat the shit out of him (and Spider-Man! At the same time!) so it all evens out I guess.

[silicondream]

Well, the claws are kind of irrelevant. If you can sneak up on Cyclops before he catches sight of you--which Wolverine can, in a scenario where he's allowed to use his ninja mojo--you can take him out with a sock full of quarters. Heck, heave a brick at Scott's head and you don't even have to sneak up very far.

Of course, that assumes a scenario where Cyclops cares about his environment. Ninja powers won't help if Scott ditches his glasses and does the "GET OFF MY LAWN" thing.

Frankly, in pretty much any scenario, Wolverine's chances would improve if you stole all of his superpowers and handed him a pistol.

[lucky_gamble]

for some reason i find Scott getting knocked out by brick to the head HILARIOUS.

[long_silence]

It actually happened during that Utopia story line where the X-men went to war with Osborn's Avengers.

[fifthie]

If you can sneak up on Cyclops before he catches sight of you--which Wolverine can, in a scenario where he's allowed to use his ninja mojo

Wolverine's most useful ability - being Kitty Pryde, except without any kind of superpower that would make that ability actually really useful.

[just_kazari]

Oh god, I just snorted coffee out my nose. You just made my morning with the image of Scott being clocked upside the head with a sock full of quarters. And the 'GET OFF MAH LAWN'.

[domino_blue]

I always ranked him low in power polls because of...well scenes like these. It's not just Cyclops but Spider-man swatted him, the punisher ran him over, and well yeah. I mean Wolverines good but I think he's one of the weaker Marvel heroes when his healing factor is not at 11.

[thatnickguy]

Jean's eyes in that first scan reminds me of Ace from Justice League/Justice League Unlimited.

"Hey Jean? Can you move this? Yeah...I can move it."

[janegray]

I'm just going to leave this here...

[cypherfdp]

lol guilty gear

[sigmund_droid]

HEAVEN OR HELL

[cypherfdp]

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[baihu]

Made somewhat worse in that Ky marries Dizzy who is Sol's daughter, and then Sol proceeds to bring their son along with him for a man-journey.

The GG universe is rock and roll plus some serious soap opera drama.

[janegray]

I prefer to pretend that Overture never happened, as far as I'm concerned the series ended with Accent Core Plus >_>

It's not that I'm particularly upset that Ky married a woman. When one of my yaoi OTP has one of the guys engaged or married to a girl, I usually just ship them as OT3 *points at icon*

It's that Ky married and knocked up a three year old girl. Even if Dizzy is physically and adult and (officially) has the mental capacity of an adult, she is still three years old, and judging from the way she acts (she doesn't seem to realize that she is wearing a S&M costume, she is always portrayed as extremely innocent and naive and childlike, in Accent Core + she is constantly yearning for her parents, and she spent most of her 3 years alone in a forest), she is emotionally a little kid too.

Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if immediately before getting pregnant she still believed that babies are carried by storks. Add to that the fact that she originally went to Ky to ask for his help, that her guardian only allowed her to see Ky because he assumed that Ky wouldn't try anything funny, that Ky is supposed to be a honorable paladin who would never do anything morally questionable, that Ky scolded Testament for keeping Dizzy segregated in a forest in GGX only to pull a 180° and keep her segregated in his castle before GG2...

...Yeah, not a fan of Ky/Dizzy. I like both characters, just not together, I feel their relationship is character assassination for both.

Plus, the fact that Dizzy is most likely Sol's daughter kind of adds insult to injury.

[janegray]

Admittedly, the Overture version of Holy Orders is awesome, so there is that...

[greenmask]

Something about "man-journey" is giving me serious lulz.

[fifthie]

Jesus Christ those scans

who the fuck let Steve Ennis draw the X-Men, how did that seem like a good idea to anybody

[valtyr]

I'm still mad they let him draw Captain America. More than once. He makes Cap ugly. LOOK.

He made me not interested in Cap getting his neck chewed or chewing on other necks. >:[ I didn't think that was possible.

[fifthie]

IDK if I'd even call it ugly. Like, it's a perfectly acceptable face that Cap has there.

It's just the exact same face that Daredevil has there.

[valtyr]

No, that is an ugly, ugly face. The fat lips hanging open. The loooong gap between nose and mouth. The close-set eyes. The deep grooves in his face. The flabby chin.

[greenmask]

Wol-ver-ine, wol-ver-ine!

[endis_ni]

There are days when I don't think I'd recognise Cyclops if he wasn't yelling "JEAN!" in anguished tones.

[fifthie]

Like I really can't overstate the extent to which this is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen in comics.

[halloweenjack]

The whole scene is. The bit where Wolverine sort of chops across the beam, instead of simply holding up the whatchamacallit sword and deflecting it? As if the beam wouldn't have taken his head off once he stopped blocking it with the sword (as if that were possible in the first place)? The genius of Daniel Way, ladies and germs.

[selke]

I can't help but picture Wolverine saying something along the lines of "And that's for making me wear my underwear on the outside, you douche." Which episode is that from, by the way? I can't place it and it's driving me mad.

[icon_uk]

He should go beat up Mac Hudson and Department H then, because that was Logans costume before he ever joined the X-Men.

[selke]

He did keep up the trend with most of his costumes after, though.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

I always liked the one in Astonishing where Cyke says "I want this thing off my lawn" before blasting a Sentinel down in one shot.

No, it wasn't against Wolverine, but it sure seemed to earn his respect just the same.