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Date: 2011-07-24 07:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 07:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 07:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 08:33 am (UTC)"Of course! Don't you know anything about SCIENCE?"
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Date: 2011-07-24 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 05:01 pm (UTC)...Sorry, Warren Ellis' Ignition City moment...
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:50 am (UTC)Also, my first reaction to looking at the picture was, "Superman is KILLING people!? Oh wait, they're Nazis. Good." Makes me think of the X-Men First Class movie with how at the end Charles is all like, "No, Erik! Don't kill him! It's not right!" while I (and my mom) are like, "KILL HIM, Erik. He's a freakin' Nazi."
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Date: 2011-07-24 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 09:23 am (UTC)Man of Steel, Nazi of Kleenex y/n/y?no subject
Date: 2011-07-26 08:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 12:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 12:46 pm (UTC)Gun is good, indeed.
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Date: 2011-07-24 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 01:51 pm (UTC)"Die, you fools!"
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Date: 2011-07-24 07:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 08:02 pm (UTC)One of the wizards there figures that warriors don't learn to use non-magical weapons because it splits focus. Aside from the swapping being a first class wizard for a second class wizard AND a second class warrior, In a given situation, the wizard who knows weapons will ponder, even for a fraction of a second about whether to use magic or steel, and that hesitation would most likely cost them their lives.
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Date: 2011-07-24 08:27 pm (UTC)My bazooka shoots cockatrice.
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Date: 2011-07-25 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-25 06:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-25 06:46 pm (UTC)This title will be auto-delivered to your Kindle on July 26, 2011.
HELLS. YES.
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Date: 2011-07-24 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-24 04:49 pm (UTC)ACT II
Rob Liefeld sits in a poorly-lit room, the smell of sweat hangs heavy in the air, Tom Veitch sits opposite him.
TOM: You know I'm not supposed to be here... (wipe brow with tissue)
ROB: (Rob's dialogue is to be spoken in the voice of Beavis) Guns. Tits. Heheh. Heheheheheheh. (lean over table and droll directly in front of Tom)
TOM: I... Yes, that's charming. Mr. Liefeld... (stare intensely into Rob's eyes) You know why I'm here. Kamandi: At Earth's End was brilliant. No, a masterpiece. I have pitched a sort of sequel to the series, the protagonist being none other than our Man of Steel.
ROB: Steel. Boners. Steel boners. Heheheheheheheheheheh.
TOM: ... But I'm out of ideas. My artist, Frank Gomez, was your protege. He has directed me to you! (point at Rob) Tell me, Mr. Liefeld, what should the story contain?
ROB: Heheheheh. Heh. Guns. GUNS! Yeah. Heheheheheh.
TOM: Guns? Guns... More than one... My God, yes! That's it! A gun that is attached to multiple smaller guns! Yes! Continue!
ROB: Hitler! Heh. Hitler hitler!
TOM: Hitler hitler? You mean... More than one Hitler? My God, why didn't I think of it myself? You're a genius!
ROB: Heh. Cyborgs. Heheh. Want chicken. Heheh.
TOM: Chicken cyborgs! Brilliant! You, sir, are a god!
ROB: Hungry. Heh. Eat bat. Eat kids. Hungry. Heh.
TOM: YES YES YES! GIANT BATMAN CREATURES! AND A MOTORCYCLE GANG OF CHILDREN! YES!
ROB: HUNGRY. HUUUUUUNGRYYYYY. (pounce at Tom)
TOM: What?! No! MY ARM! AARGH! STOP, THAT'S MY WRITING ARM! No! NO!
ROB: (squeal and or howl, pull off prop arm and quickly crawl backstage)
TOM: (kneel, face upwards towards ceiling, shake remaining fist in rage and despair) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
END OF ACT II
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Date: 2011-07-24 05:07 pm (UTC)You know, if someone had a camera (and in this era of multimedia cellphones who hasn't?) and access to reasonable likenesses of aforementioned gentlemen... *ahem* That way to youtube.
I'm just saying.
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Date: 2011-07-24 09:11 pm (UTC)No doubt because you didnt know that Liefeld likes to throw his feces around during meetings...
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Date: 2011-07-24 06:40 pm (UTC)I imagine that went down like " Crime has become too stupid for me. Time to go into the woods and die. "
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Date: 2011-07-25 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-26 10:54 am (UTC)