Barry who, Ollie what...Hal Jordans true best friend and also a touching robot moment/techno porn

[detective_deathman08]

Seven pages from Green lantern 4 written by John Broome. Showing the level of compassion Hal has towards his true best friend


The weaponers of qwuard unveil a robot to defeat GL, and use a special misile to draw him to their planet.



Meanwhile Hal Jordan and his best friend pieface are working at ferris air when they hear the missle and Hal goes to change to investigate. Unfortunately Hal is not the target.



God damn it this ring wont work on painted over yellow either FUUUUU, what if Hal had to pull a bus full of kids out of danger. Anyway hal outmaneuvers the missle and causes it to fly in an old abandoned barn. He checks on pie to find he is alive, but paralyzed with a decreasing heart beat. He checks the missle and discovers that, gufa it was made by the weaponers you know that planet full of penus heads that hate him really good at making weapons. Anyway he goes there to jack some fools up.



A lot of people write Hal off as over confident, but it seems like he is more the type to not indulge failure. His powers work on how confident he is, so in a way the bolder he becomes the more power he can back it up with. On to the dueel with the giant, cold, calculating, souless, evil robot monstrosity.



What it turns out the robot is not so evil after all. In fact it has developed a sense of good and realizes how evil the weaponers are. Also it cant help noticing how dashing Hal Jordan's hair looks in battle,....SLASH and SHIP time



Okay no one in the audience thought that was weird, or were they just enamoured. Hug each other to death yeah he has been a naughty earth man hold him amongst your cold exterior squeeze Squeeze Squeeze. Qwuard is a weird place. Also the robot gave him a way to save Hal's now second best friend Pieface

Anyway Hal and his new sexbot star blasting their way out hopefully secretly plotting future space adventures when suddenly.



Noooo epic sadness. The tidal wave he just hit them with is no match for the storm beating in his heart. Poor green lantern I am surprised he waited so long to snap. But anyway now to save his new reinstated number one best friend. Get ready for a shot of Man pain...the strongest kind this page will make you weep for day



That is sweet Hal kept a piece of the robot, but alas he has found out the hard way the danger of being Hal Jordans best friend. Pieface is lucky he has made it through so long...all it cost him was his real name.


I assume that robot part will be an ornament in every cockpit Hal sits in...a very sticky one.

Comments

[jlbarnett]

the obvious way to deal with a bus would be create something like a giant forklift, slide the forks through open windows and bam done

[jlroberson]

So I have this green beam. And its energy can be used as a shield. But rather than enveloping myself all over with it, I make a little, literal shield.

And that's what it's like to have the brain of Hal Jordan.

[detective_deathman08]

Meh to be fair they were being attacked by an auditorium full of armed men but the lasers only came from one general area. The robot probably got hit by the one who wore his glasses.

[detective_deathman08]

Also this was very early in his career, I mean he had only met the guardians once at this point and they blanked his memory. Hal probably did not know the full extent of his abilities.

[kd_the_movie]

its funny you mention the school bus thing....during Kyle's run as THE GL there was storyline called Emerald Knights that had Rookie!Hal running around at what was the present DCU and he had to save a bus full of disabled children from an oncoming train...Hal flew each one of them out one by one before the train destroyed the bus.

[sherkahn]

Hah! The sexbot couldn't wait to assume the position....

[dancesontrains]

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