Peter Parker and Johnny Storm's Rad Bromance

[auggie18]

The Human Torch gives a speech at Peter's school. The young man is very impressed by the always firey Johnny Storm.

This, naturally, leads to stalking.

I guess when it comes to wooing, Peter's, well...









Hey, Pete! Try asking a guy first before engaging in asbestos-based bondage.




'course, it doesn't that them long to settle into doing couple things. Like camping-



Teaching your guy how to drive...



Bickering...





Hey now! Not cool, Johnny!

Sending each other love notes...



And of course, having breakfast together.



Of course, sometimes their work lives intersect. Careful, dudes, that can be harsh on a relationship.



(The "hothead" he's referring to is actually the Beetle. Pete's super territorial.)

They've recently taken this relationship to the next level. Moving in together! Now's when things get real!



Yeah, at first it's all naked breakfasts and back massages. Soon they'll just be sitting on the couch arguing over whether to watch CSI or Law and Order: Mutant Crimes Division.

Keeping a relationship fresh is important. Why not try role reversal? Wear each other's clothes! For the really adventurous, try adding another person to your special nights!



Johnny/Jen/Pete? I approve!

And of course, this feel almost obligatory:




So, let's end this rambling, nonsensical post on a boner joke. Why not?



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Comments

There needs to be more camping in comics

[eaglet_auditore]

that don't end gruesomely. Or is that horror movies?

Well, you've done it again, s_d. I will board this ship and see where it leads me.

[sethgray]

Okay, they don't honestly expect us to interpret that naked breakfast page as anything other than Couple Having Breakfast, do they? Because I just don't think there's any other way to parse that speedo (and apron!) page.

[randyripoff]

Am I the only one that really dug the red costume Johnny wore for a while in the 1970's? I really thought it suited his character well.

[selke]

So. Cute.

[crinos]

You forgot the scene where Spidey uses his new wall climbing spider jeep to do wheelies on the side of the Daily Bugle.

Also, I've been waiting for an excuse for this, but Beetle's original costume was HORRIBLE. I mean good gravy man! Suction cup fingers? The hell you thinking man?

[randyripoff]

At the time he debuted, I think the Beetle was pretty high tech. Hydraulics, flight and yes, suction cup fingers were a combination that would conceivably confound many back in 1960-1966.

[maseiken]

So. much. amazing.

[terrykun]

I can't help but hear Benny Hill music during the camping scene.

[riddler13]

Now I do too! :)

[pariahsdream.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough my friend and I have been recently enjoying the hell out of these two so this came at the best time ever. Question- where in the world did that panel with Johnny in the maid outfit come from? My bud is dying to know. XD

[auggie18]

Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four #30.

Proving once and for all that the Marvel Adventures universe is the best one in existence.

[shadowpsykie]

when will these two FINALLY admit they are mad for eachother! we all know that's the reason they broke up MJ and Pete

[bruinsfan]

It's definitely the only reason I'd accept as good enough...

[riddler13]

Nah... Spidey prefers those "hard-to-get" types, like Mr. Murdock!

[auggie18]

Feh! If House of M taught us anything, it's that while Peter Parker can love a red-head, his heart will always yearn for a blonde.

[cleome45]

Poor Foggy, left out in the cold again... :/

[crinos]

Also, massive nostalgia, when I was looking over the scene with french maid she hulk, for some reason, I thought of War's "Spill the wine." A song I have not heard anywhere in years.

[glprime]

Totally read that as "Bad Romance." Yep.

Also, do Johnny's powers even allow for that suntan lotion trick? (I know, I know... 'comics').

[bruinsfan]

I'm thinking the opposite would happen.