That Time Johnny Storm got Pregnant, also other stuff

[auggie18]

Okay, but not really.

Also, really Johnny? Skanks? I expect better from you.



It's a gift, but also a curse.

Mostly a gift, I would imagine.

No idea where this is from.



And I know it isn't thursday, but BAM! Comic from here:

http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/the-avengers-halloween-plan-backfires-comic/
 

Comments

[crinos]

I love how Tony is the only one aside from Fury not even remotely embarrassed.

[blunderbuss]

Why would he? He's looks hotter in that costume than anyone else. :3

[thatnickguy]

He's probably used to wearing kinky costumes in the bedroom. This is probably tame for him.

[darkknightjrk]

"It's a gift, but also a curse.

Mostly a gift, I would imagine."

I don't know...I forget the literal name, but there is a disorder for that, where people, most commonly women, have constant orgasms all the time. It sounds cool at first, but for a lot of them it makes it hard for them to actually function in society.

Also, that Avengers Halloween comic? AWESOME. XD

[biod]

Yes, it's srs business for Earth women, but Mr. Gaseous Vibrotron seems to be remarkably controlled about the whole thing.

[filthysize]

Aye, saw a documentary once about that. It sounds like quite a horrible life, actually. They're not allowed to drive cars, for one thing.

[icon_uk]

"Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder" I believe, and yes, it would be dreadful

[victory_or_death]

Clitoral piercings have also been known to cause this as well.

[whitesycamore]

From what I've heard, it's not just that it makes it hard to function normally, but that it's actually very painful as well. I think that has a lot to do with the muscles spasming over and over again.

[darkknightjrk]

I hadn't thought of that, but that's a VERY good point--I mean, it can be painful for folk to have a couple of orgasms during a session, having it every other minute could strain those muscles VERY quick, I'd imagine.

[icon_uk]

Mr Gas-Giant is Fuji from Stormwatch, isn't it?

[mercia]

Yes. That's from Warren Ellis' run on Stormwatch. I'd have to check for the exact issue, though.

[darkknightjrk]

...Of course he came from Ellis' run.

[mercia]

No, Fuji was a long-standing member of Stormwatch, at that point.

...it was just Ellis' idea to give him an upside to never being able to leave his containment suit. (I'm going to be generous and go with that as an explanation.)

[darkknightjrk]

Ah, okay. What I was trying to say was that combining particle acceleration and orgasms seems to be something Ellis would do.

[mercia]

...you mean not everyone gets extra-special happiness at pictures of the Large Hadron Collider?

(I cannot argue with your statement at all, really.)

[icon_uk]

Oh, and Johnny is looking very like a young Mark Hamill here... which I thoroughly approve of! :)

[thatnickguy]

Why do they all have really red noses?

[kaileighblue]

Cept Nick. To fly the helicarrier of course.

[blackruzsa]

This answer. I like it.

[blackruzsa]

I think that picture can be traced back on Tumblr!
Of course, I'm too lazy to dig through my pages so maybe not.

And I wonder why his father doesn't know. Hahah! I know it's a serious disorder but this guy seems to treat it like farting, idek.

[michael_ellis_day]

I really cannot see Johnny Storm using the word skanks. I choose to believe that when he says "skanks" he's actually referring to a bunch of guys he hangs out with at...um...wherever it is he hangs out with other guys his own age, and they address each other with mock-insults like "you skank" or "you tramp" in an ironic joking way. Granted it's not perfect, but it's better than him using that word to refer to women, especially in front of his father and sister.

[donnblake]

Also if it helps, this is Ultimate Johnny, who later went to live with Aunt May, who surely taught him to better respect women.

[michael_ellis_day]

Doh! Looking at it now it's obvious, but somehow my faulty brain totally missed that this was the Ultimate version when I wrote that comment. I have no idea what Ultimate Johnny would say or do, so my earlier objection was totally invalid. Sorry about that!

[darkknightjrk]

Yeah, my UFF is kinda hazy. The only thing I remember from Johnny is that while they were planning the launch to the Negative Zone, Johnny was given permission to name the shuttle. Then we cut to a huge spread of the shuttle with the words "H.S.S. AWESOME" along the side of it.

[thanekos]

Way to actually wear a girdle, Thor.

[kirke_novak]

Not surprised Tony looks the least anoyed. You call it Halloween, he calls it Tuesday!