Thursday Fancomics: Possessions and Impregnations

[auggie18]

Again with Wanda Maximoff. Man.



Wanda does get possessed/mind controlled.

Like, a lot.

Though I'm pretty sure that Morgan Le Fey just used her as a human battery.

Mutant battery.

Whatever.




I'm pretty sure that the story involves Wanda siphoning off magic from the Salem's Seven, who have absorbed the power of every resident of New Salem, and using that magic to make herself pregnant. Of course, that's been retconned to hell by now, if I'm remembering it correctly in the first place. I'm pretty sure the Salem's Seven had something to do with Wanda getting pregnant.

Also, nobody wants to hear about their parents having sex.

Nobody.

Comments

[nightauditguy]

Ted Mosby's kids seem to have no problem listening to their dad talk about all the women he's been with before he met their mom.

[terrykun]

I think Ted edits certain parts.

Kind of like how often they enjoyed sandwiches back in college.

[long_silence]

I'm pretty sure Ted's kids stopped listening years ago

They stopped responding or even reacting to most of his stories a few seasons back. I bet they're just holograms of stock footage

[auggie18]

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. It's about every single woman I slept with in the eight or so years before I met your mother. Including all the times I had sex with aunt Robin. And if you attempt to leave during any part of this story, I will destroy you."


The longer the show goes on, the less likeable Ted gets.

[glprime]

Yuuuuup.

NPH and Cobie Smulders are the only reasons I fast forward through the DVR anymore. The rest have just grown into very uninteresting, 2D caricatures (and there are times when even the mighty NPH can't save Barney Stinson as a character).

[his_spiffynesss]

Clearly Bob Saget the younger is destined for much shittier sitcoms and guest roles once he's no longer propped up by the combined awesomeness Trinity of of Neil, Cobie, and Alyson

[glprime]

HappyThankYouMorePlease actually came out pretty good.

Though in that he was helped by Kate Mara.

Hmm. Your theory may still hold.

[darkknightjrk]

I dunno, if I were Billy/Teddy, and I asked about that, I think I'd much rather hear about some donations and a vibrating attachment than what you mentioned...

[majingojira]

"Things that make Vision cry" at the bottom got me a good laugh.

[darkknightjrk]

Me too--but, maybe it's because I haven't read as much classic Avengers, but I can't help but think, "Surely he can't cry as much as Sentry."

[jlbarnett]

that's how Wanda got pregnant, but as I recall Vision got in the path of the spell between Wanda and the Salem Seven so they could say his soul was involved or something

[icon_uk]

Your list forgot "That Which Endures" which possessed Wanda for a while.

[bruinsfan]

Isn't that "Texas Dean of Robotics"? Their spokesman was running a sham college in Texas and used a robotics department to lure/trap Wanda.

[salinea]

LOL

[silverhammerman]

You just know it's gonna be bad when she says "Your dad, me, the Salem Seven..."
"GAH! Stop talking, I don't wanna hear anymore!"