OK, so there was a lovely storyline during Mark Gruenwald's run of Captain America where the good Cap fought a villain called Superia, bent on destroying all men and rule the world with women in power. For that purpose she invited all the female villains of the MU to join her. Captain America, together with The Paladin, infiltrated her HQ and tried to stop her. It was a strange story:
Let's start with the fact that Superia tried to turn Cap and Paladin into women, that's quite original and unheard of:

Also good that the only two people who can save them are Asp and Black Mamba, super-villain friends of reformed criminal Diamondback, who was Cap's then girlfriend:

No, it wouldn't!
The two ladies release the men from the evil machine turning them into women:

Oh, no, she can't possible mean:

Fortunately what happens in Superia's HQ stays in Superia's HQ. So two men manage to walk around in an island full of man-hating women without attracting any suspicions, and Cap gets his manly costume and shield back:

And then Superia launches a missile that will sterilize the world's whole male population. When I was a kid this story seemed very normal, but now...
From Captain America #391.
Let's start with the fact that Superia tried to turn Cap and Paladin into women, that's quite original and unheard of:

Also good that the only two people who can save them are Asp and Black Mamba, super-villain friends of reformed criminal Diamondback, who was Cap's then girlfriend:

No, it wouldn't!
The two ladies release the men from the evil machine turning them into women:

Oh, no, she can't possible mean:

Fortunately what happens in Superia's HQ stays in Superia's HQ. So two men manage to walk around in an island full of man-hating women without attracting any suspicions, and Cap gets his manly costume and shield back:

And then Superia launches a missile that will sterilize the world's whole male population. When I was a kid this story seemed very normal, but now...
From Captain America #391.
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Date: 2013-01-06 11:35 pm (UTC)...What?
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Date: 2013-01-07 12:24 am (UTC)Besides, he has distractingly cute bottom (and I don't mean Paladin).
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Date: 2013-01-06 11:39 pm (UTC)Superia thank you for this gift.
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Date: 2013-01-06 11:46 pm (UTC)Though that cover is little misleading.
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Date: 2013-01-07 12:17 pm (UTC)TW: implied rape
Date: 2013-01-08 06:24 am (UTC)100% authentic Starlin, too.
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Date: 2013-01-06 11:42 pm (UTC)And bear in mind that THIS was Black Mamba's original costume
And THIS was Asp's
Wouldn't we rather have seen Steve and Paladin in those? I think we would! :)
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Date: 2013-01-07 12:14 am (UTC)Man, you can really see her asp in that costume.
So, so sorry.
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Date: 2013-01-07 09:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-07 10:18 am (UTC)Here's what the suit looked like:
There's a reason the people who remember this don't talk about it.
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Date: 2013-01-07 12:19 pm (UTC)Also: In caps nightmare he's taunted by a skeletal Statue of Liberty? Huh.
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Date: 2013-01-07 12:53 pm (UTC)Uploaded with ImageShack.us
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Date: 2013-01-07 10:33 pm (UTC)And also Cable showed up, because he was tracking down Feral, who had alos been lured in by the summons. Feral... who was explicitly feline.
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