Random Out Context Archie!

[espanolbot]

Betty finally manages to get over Archie and settle down with someone new...



...But it doesn't seem to last, and somehow ends up with bodyswapping schenanigans. Presumably a carpet from Oregon was involved.



I somehow doubt the competance of a temporal policeforce where its main member never bothers to open his eyes. Also, is that an early appearance of femme!Archie?



Betty and Veronica talk about their second favourite thing after Archie: Porn.



Betty, no! You'll write Batman: the Widening Gyre!



You're creepy Jughead!



Ah, is that what they're calling it now?



Heh heh, Ethel is awesome.



Stop being creepy err... Geeky Nerdhausen?



...Kinky.



Kind of inappropriate there Mr Gym Teacher Bloke.



Wait, how would Mr Lodge know about Veronica being able to induce strokes?



...EW!



Wait, what?



You're a sick man Mr Lodge!



At home with the chairman of the Riverdale MRA Association.



And Archie is a sociopath, that explains so much!



Not in front of Moose Mr Andrews!



Agh! Jughead's at it now too!



...Good to know.



Wait, they sell Archie comics within the Archieverse? ...MY BRAIN!



More mischief with the Riverdale MRA Association!



And Finally, Jughead playing with his horn in the bath while his dad watches.

Comments

Diner Rubbing

[himalayan_pink]

Man I love these out of context Archie shenanigans.

It’s super hard to think of any other possible explanation for the Jughead…rubbing?... himself panel.

Re: Diner Rubbing

[ozymanidas]

He's probably just fixing his belt

Re: Diner Rubbing

[himalayan_pink]

Yeah, but that's no fun.

I am going with he's stuffing a burger down his pants so he can sneak it into a matinee.

Re: Diner Rubbing

[icon_uk]

I'm sure there's a comment about beating the meat I could work out, but it's too late and I'm tired.

Re: Diner Rubbing

[richardak]

Close. I actually remember this comic: he's getting out his money belt.

[q99]

I'm getting a 403 on the last one (and just the last one).

Great selection :)

[lbd_nytetrayn]

I think that only adds to the humor, given the pretext. And what a note to end on! =)

[violetclm.livejournal.com]

"Also, is that an early appearance of femme!Archie?"
Descendant, I believe.

[jlbarnett]

January McAndrews from the 30th century Time Police. Jughead's superior and girlfriend

[icon_uk]

I love being part of a community where writing something as faintly weird/disturbing as that is just par for the course..

[violetclm.livejournal.com]

Sort of a May-January romance, I guess.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

I've wanted to see how that story plays out since... well, since I first saw the cover advertised in an old Archie comic! Do those, or any of those other odd comics (Dilton's Weird Science [I think], Faculty Funnies, Hog Dog, etc.) ever see reprints?

[selke]

I think that even with context some of these would be disturbing.

[icon_uk]

More or less EXACTLY what I was thinking! :)

[lynx212]

I couldn't love this post any harder if I tried! LOL Thanks for sharing!

[lieut_kettch]

Just some random musing: does Sabrina ever appear in the Spire Archie comics? I don't see how a teenage witch would sit well with the Fundie crowd.

[espanolbot]

Probably not, considering they're at a level where even sex ed is considered to be sinful.

[blunderbuss]

Oh man, those christian Archie comics were goddamn hysterical.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

That look in his eyes... freaks me right out.

[superfangirl1]

Theses are great for some pick me up amusment.