Teen Titans 23.1 - TRIGON
Sep. 11th, 2013 06:43 pmWell, this issue was all kinds of a messy origin story for Trigon. 3 1/2 pages.
So, there's like this giant cosmic heart that eats eeeevil, and it has acolytes who all look just like Lord Voldemort. The acolytes go around scourging planets of eeeevil and feeding it to the heart, which always has room for morejello eeeevil. But now three acolytes are upset - eeeevil has reappeared on a world they've already scourged. This has never happened before! They identify the source as a three-man hunting pack and zero in on the leader. But feeding his soul to the heart doesn't really work out so well for them....

Yep, that's our Six-Eyes. As a tribute to the acolytes that birthed him, he wears their skins as his...loincloth, I guess.
Anyhoo, like the heart, Trigon's a creature of unquenchable appetite. MOAR EEEEVIL! FEED ME SEYMOUR! But. The barriers between dimensions won't let him through so he can get down to the serious business of conquest. But he figures out a fun workaround: He can bring a single female through the barrier, knock her up, send her back with bun in oven, and she'll give birth to a mini-Trigon he can possess and use to conquer.
Good plan! Except for the parts where it seldom works. Either the moms don't survive the conception, the Trigon Juniors don't survive the birth, or the moms commit suicide. But he gets right down to it with Brides from countless worlds, and it's all very disturbingly Marcus and Ms. Marvel. He ends up with three sons, "and when Trigon saw them, he knew they were weak...disappointing...and useless."
Also, not every world has a willing bride:

That's Cassie's armor, which was found on an archaeological dig IIRC. When is this happening? Who knows? Who cares?
For a minute there I thought it might be Arella inside the armor, and being Bride of Trigon'd was the price of defeat. Which could've been interesting. But no.

Thus producing Raven, which I'm not sure I get the stress on Trigon producing a daughter, unless he wants his'er'self to keep giving birth to infinite his'er'selves? Icky thought. Anyhoo:

Umm....Okay...I guess? How do we go about this? Do we clap our hands and yell, "I do believe in demons"?
Or maybe Arella's talking to Deathstroke, who's up next week in #23.2. Admit it, "Who would win in a fight, Deathstroke or Trigon" would totally be a fanboy wet dream matchup.
Incidentally, those defeated and/or tied up Titans on the cover? Don't appear anywhere in the issue. I call bait & switch!
So, there's like this giant cosmic heart that eats eeeevil, and it has acolytes who all look just like Lord Voldemort. The acolytes go around scourging planets of eeeevil and feeding it to the heart, which always has room for more

Yep, that's our Six-Eyes. As a tribute to the acolytes that birthed him, he wears their skins as his...loincloth, I guess.
Anyhoo, like the heart, Trigon's a creature of unquenchable appetite. MOAR EEEEVIL! FEED ME SEYMOUR! But. The barriers between dimensions won't let him through so he can get down to the serious business of conquest. But he figures out a fun workaround: He can bring a single female through the barrier, knock her up, send her back with bun in oven, and she'll give birth to a mini-Trigon he can possess and use to conquer.
Good plan! Except for the parts where it seldom works. Either the moms don't survive the conception, the Trigon Juniors don't survive the birth, or the moms commit suicide. But he gets right down to it with Brides from countless worlds, and it's all very disturbingly Marcus and Ms. Marvel. He ends up with three sons, "and when Trigon saw them, he knew they were weak...disappointing...and useless."
Also, not every world has a willing bride:

That's Cassie's armor, which was found on an archaeological dig IIRC. When is this happening? Who knows? Who cares?
For a minute there I thought it might be Arella inside the armor, and being Bride of Trigon'd was the price of defeat. Which could've been interesting. But no.

Thus producing Raven, which I'm not sure I get the stress on Trigon producing a daughter, unless he wants his'er'self to keep giving birth to infinite his'er'selves? Icky thought. Anyhoo:

Umm....Okay...I guess? How do we go about this? Do we clap our hands and yell, "I do believe in demons"?
Or maybe Arella's talking to Deathstroke, who's up next week in #23.2. Admit it, "Who would win in a fight, Deathstroke or Trigon" would totally be a fanboy wet dream matchup.
Incidentally, those defeated and/or tied up Titans on the cover? Don't appear anywhere in the issue. I call bait & switch!
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Date: 2013-09-11 11:31 pm (UTC)I hope she is talking to Slade, that, as you said, would be fucking amazing!
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Date: 2013-09-12 03:27 am (UTC)This isn't the first for Wolfman either. His writing was also particularly disappointing in 2009's abysmal TT/Titans/Vigilante "Deathtrap" crossover... very, very disappointing and admitted to how the "controversial" ending was editorial mandated.
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Date: 2013-09-12 11:32 am (UTC)Alas, along with the cosmic shadowy bloke going"You should be dead" plotline leftover from Infinite Crisis that never went anywhere, in the Vigilante arc he basically demoted Dick to bit part player in his own ruddy title to promote how badass the new Vigilante does. The story was editorially curtailed so it wasn't entirely his fault, but he didn't help much that Dick is made to look like a putz because he doesn't kill the way Vigilante does and we never got a decent rematch.
(It's also a shame as there's a long sequence where Vigilante holds a boxer-shorts clad Dick Grayson captive by tying him to a chair which should have been my idea of hog heaven but which didn't quite gel)
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Date: 2013-09-13 01:50 am (UTC)BUT I do think I remember WHAT NEVER HAPPENED. But I can believe you about the Vigilante part, in "Deathtrap" Wolfman payed more attention to Vig and most of the Titans came off as he was writing off of Editorial's notes for them... Also brings to mind how he stated in an interview for Villain's Month that he didn't read any comic with characters he created written by others...no subject
Date: 2013-09-12 12:43 am (UTC)"Admit it, "Who would win in a fight, Deathstroke or Trigon" would totally be a fanboy wet dream matchup."
Wasn't that done in the some of the last episodes of the animated series?
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Date: 2013-09-12 01:55 am (UTC)That's impressive in a depressing way.
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Date: 2013-09-12 04:52 am (UTC)Now there is the addition of the woman Trigon rapes in order to get into this reality that you see here. I do not think that was in the original. It's also very odd--and reminiscent of what happened to Carol Danvers in AVENGERS back then. So if you mean that makes it more rapey, sure.
But Trigon has always been rapey. But then, he's a demon and usually presented as the embodiment of all evil, and I'd say that would probably include rape, to be fair.
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Date: 2013-09-12 02:38 am (UTC)Think about: Who guards the Titans Tower when the Titans are away? 2 Nerd and a demon dog who can change size. Marvin and Wonderdog could have been like the Finn and Jake in DC mainstream universe, yeah it sounds alot like "Stanely and his Monster", but hey, if both Flash and Cpt. Marvel in the Batman Beyond book can have the same gimmik of having their family team stuck in their heads, they can pull that stunt out...
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Date: 2013-09-12 07:13 am (UTC)Lobo spoilersfor JL23.2
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Date: 2013-09-12 05:46 am (UTC)While that means he cant really hurt the wearer if fully suited up, the wearer cant kill him either. However, the Armor is also the reason Trigon begins making his own kids; to have an army whos every member was to be more powerful than Cassandra's armor.
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Date: 2013-09-12 07:54 pm (UTC)We have seen the Phantom Stranger deal with Trigon, though, and he's more or less in the same mystical weight class as the Spectre, isn't he?
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Date: 2013-09-13 02:02 am (UTC)I have heard the Sons of Trigon popped up in later PS issues, but I haven't seen them, or how he dealt with them.
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Date: 2013-09-13 10:07 pm (UTC)See, this is the problem with making Trigon a demon-GOD - either he can be killed and the Titans can manage him, or he's a Darkseid-level threat and the entire DCU should be marshalled against him. They can't have it both ways.-
Wasn't it a case where, most of the time he actually manifests, there's reality-warping going on so that people outside the immediate vicinity (always near Raven and thus the other Titans) really can't do much?
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Date: 2013-09-12 10:05 am (UTC)Damn, this is worse than the actual rape demon in Hellblazer.