Fancomics: Uncanny Misadventures, Marvel Citizens, Pietro Maximoff Syndrome, and more!

[auggie18]

Warning! Spoilers for Uncanny Avengers at the last comic!



If it's on Yahoo Answers, it must be true.

Scott, don't get too full of yourself. Half of your kids are clones.







Hey, I decided, why not redraw something I did a while that was both nonsensical and super fucking creepy?

I have a lot of weird ships for Wanda. This is not one of them.

I guess Bruce is also a member of the dead children club.





Seriously, it was in the comics. Peter David’s X-Factor! Which you should read, if you haven't!



Oh, Marvel citizens. You are the worst.




I haven’t really been following the Uncanny Avengers, but apparently most of the team is dead and the earth blew up. This isn’t going to look great on their performances reviews.


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Comments

[nyadnar17]

You joke, but at the end of Uncanny Avengers Odin gives them an actually crappy performance review.

[starwolf_oakley]

I wonder what's worse for a "lower-tier" superhero: rescuing someone and they don't know who you are, or rescuing someone and they think you are a different "higher tier" superhero.

"You saved my life! Uh, are you one of the newer Avengers I haven't heard of yet?"

[drtechnobabel]

According to Booster Gold in Justice League Unlimited, the second one is way worse. Especially when people see you in a blue-and-gold outfit and immediately assume you are Green Lantern.

God, I think that was one of my favorite episodes of that show.

[icon_uk]

"I've gotten through 'Hey lady, aren't you.... Whoozis?
WOW! What a looker you were!'
Or better yet...."Sorry, I thought you were Whoozis...
Whatever happened to her?'"

I'm Still Here from "Follies" (Click on the link to see it performed by Elaine Stritch at the age of 85!!)

[shadowpsykie]

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!

[icon_uk]

When I saw Follies in the late 1980's, it had Eartha Kitt in the Dolores role, and she knocked it out of the park. As you would expect.

[cainofdreaming]

"Thank you Spider-Man!"
Little White Box - "Stab him!"
Little Yellow Box - "Twice!"

[icon_uk]

Not sure the Magneto/Scott one works when you consider Pietro, and Scott only has one actual son (Nathan) AND a daughter (Rachel)

Or am I forgetting someone?

[cainofdreaming]

He's got lots of mileage out of Nathan though. There's Nathan, Nate, Stryfe, whole lotta alternates...

[shadowpsykie]

there is Ruby too.

[shadowpsykie]

Batman:OH mama!
Wanda: OH Baby!
Me: OH Jesus!

also the Ah'm dead sug had me laughing far more than was appropriate