Star Wars Week: Into the Great Unknown

[cyberghostface]

Warning for some gore/violence.

The story begins with Han Solo and Chewbacca crashing onto a planet that resembles Endor.







126 years in the future, an explorer discovers the Falcon.

Comments

[cygnia]

All we need now is President Jack Ryan laying claim to the wreckage...

[captainbellman]

Or have Deckard climb out of the hidey-hole in the ship. "Man, that was weird..."

[tcampbell1000]

HAN: Huh. Maybe there was something to all those hokey religions and ancient weapons after all.

CHEWBACCA: [fails to get hit by a single arrow despite being like twice Han's size and a much more immediate threat-- maybe they thought he was some kind of captive bear who would run as soon as they shot Han]

INDY: Shorty, I know you don't get how this usually works since I kind of went off-script in India, but here's how it usually goes: I discover something amazing, something that could potentially redefine human life as we know it, and then say "Nah, there are some things modern man just wasn't meant to know" and leave it alone. I am simultaneously the greatest and most awful archaeologist of all time.

[crinos]

Honestly Short Round seems more interested in finding the Sasquatch instead of the space ship he's in.

I don't really blame him, considering his previous adventure involves fighting an evil death cult for magic stones, he's probably very hard to impress.