[Looks around room] "Wait, seriously? I mean who here has died and come back? Vision?" "I'm not technically alive, but....yes." "Natasha?" "Well, I faked my death...well and the time the Hand killed me...but that didn't take, I guess." "Uh-huh. Right. Cap?" "Nah, man. Never. I did retire once." "Why'd you do that, again?" "Uh....because Steve died." "Right. Moving on. Carol?" "Well, Modok made my powers overload and...hmmm. Okay, yes, I APPEARED to die. But that's not..." "Yeah, DON'T CARE. Hawkeye..." "I HAVE NEVER DIED, WADE." "I meant Barton." "GODDAMN YOU, WADE." "Sorry, should I have said 'Ronin'?" "I WILL LITERALLY SHOOT YOU IN YOUR STUPID EYE." "Geez. Medusa?" "I have not, you sad little man." "Right. Gotcha. Say, how did you become leader of the Inhumans, again?" [ICY STARE] "Brrr. Rogue?" "Sugah, that timeline was fixed. I think." "Yeah, let's ask the Grim Reaper...Viz, you know where his body.." "DO NOT." "Okay, yeah, maybe I'll just leave." "What, no questions for the Spidermen in the room?" "Low hanging fruit, you guys. Assuming you're not actually clones or something. Deadpool OUT!"
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I love you, Deadpool
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Date: 2016-12-30 01:04 pm (UTC)"Wait, seriously? I mean who here has died and come back? Vision?"
"I'm not technically alive, but....yes."
"Natasha?"
"Well, I faked my death...well and the time the Hand killed me...but that didn't take, I guess."
"Uh-huh. Right. Cap?"
"Nah, man. Never. I did retire once."
"Why'd you do that, again?"
"Uh....because Steve died."
"Right. Moving on. Carol?"
"Well, Modok made my powers overload and...hmmm. Okay, yes, I APPEARED to die. But that's not..."
"Yeah, DON'T CARE. Hawkeye..."
"I HAVE NEVER DIED, WADE."
"I meant Barton."
"GODDAMN YOU, WADE."
"Sorry, should I have said 'Ronin'?"
"I WILL LITERALLY SHOOT YOU IN YOUR STUPID EYE."
"Geez. Medusa?"
"I have not, you sad little man."
"Right. Gotcha. Say, how did you become leader of the Inhumans, again?"
[ICY STARE]
"Brrr. Rogue?"
"Sugah, that timeline was fixed. I think."
"Yeah, let's ask the Grim Reaper...Viz, you know where his body.."
"DO NOT."
"Okay, yeah, maybe I'll just leave."
"What, no questions for the Spidermen in the room?"
"Low hanging fruit, you guys. Assuming you're not actually clones or something. Deadpool OUT!"
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