Date: 2017-02-01 11:27 am (UTC)
thosefew: bored death (Default)
From: [personal profile] thosefew
Let's immediately abandon this plotline and instead follow the story of how Alfred destroys the Batburger business after hearing about that cucumber sandwiches remark.

Date: 2017-02-01 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] owlbrigade1
Now that would be a comic I would want to buy. DC should do that.

Why do people hate cucumber so much, such and underrated vegifruit?

Date: 2017-02-01 04:56 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
I have heard that for some of us The Devil's Green Leavings have a more pronounced flavour due to a genetic disposition, so that we abhor them more than the majority.

Date: 2017-02-02 12:31 pm (UTC)
lbd_nytetrayn: Star Force Dragonzord Power! (Default)
From: [personal profile] lbd_nytetrayn
I like cucumbers, but I can imagine that a lot of them might get tiresome after a while.

Date: 2017-02-01 11:52 am (UTC)
tugrul: That Chest (Default)
From: [personal profile] tugrul
Hahaha!! Jason stealing Damian's Jason action figure and the ensuing background interaction is so precious.

Date: 2017-02-01 12:15 pm (UTC)
scelestus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] scelestus
I love that a little kid's meal is a Bat-Mite meal, too!

Date: 2017-02-01 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jmacq1
OK yeah, so pretty much everything about this is awesome. Aside from Dick looking like he's 10 years old in that close up (that is Dick, right?).

Date: 2017-02-02 08:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Yeah that's Dick, and it is a little odd when he's drawn looking younger than Jason.

Date: 2017-02-01 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] nightauditguy
Who in corporate thought that 'jokerized' would be a good idea for a value meal?

Date: 2017-02-01 03:54 pm (UTC)
mistersandman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mistersandman
When fictional universes use fictional elements the way we treat fictional elements in the real world, it always falls apart for me. As Bruce points out, the Joker is a mass-murdering criminal and terrorist. In a world where he is real, I can't imagine anyone would try to use his likeness on a product directed at a mass market. After all this time, there can't be anyone in Gotham who is more than three degrees of separation from someone who's been Jokerized.

Date: 2017-02-01 09:29 pm (UTC)
burkeonthesly: (Default)
From: [personal profile] burkeonthesly
Also, it's literally begging Joker himself to show up and dose a batch of fry seasoning with his trademark poison. It's a restaurant glorifying his hated enemy and putting his name on a flavor, he's going to want to make sure they get it right.

Date: 2017-02-02 08:28 am (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
This is true, though I like to think that the Joker wouldn't do something that gauche. It should be TOO obvious a punchline for him, too low to stoop.

Even when he Jokerised fish to trademark them, he didn't make them toxic, just disfigured.

Date: 2017-02-02 08:45 am (UTC)
lizard_of_aus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lizard_of_aus
Hmm...what about setting up his own rival hamburger joint, latching on the trademark and trying to run them out of town?

Date: 2018-05-31 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lonewolf23k
A Burger Joint themed run a Clown? PFFT! Who'd ever eat there?

Date: 2017-02-02 11:31 am (UTC)
lamashtar: Female Batman in bikini (Bat-torso)
From: [personal profile] lamashtar
I've been given the impression that Gothamites are a special brand of cynical schemer that go beyond even the real world's worst, so they sort of shrug at the banalization of their daily terror.

Date: 2017-02-01 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] owlbrigade1
Someone in the insurance department, I bet, who has calculated rough costs of what the payout will be versus the running costs. Corporate accountants, the real supervillains here.

Date: 2017-02-01 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] scorntx
Not the biggest fan of King's writing, but this is glorious madness.

Dick's deflating Bruce's drama is so him.
Bruce eating a hamburger is brilliant (but then, Batman doing anything mundane instantly makes it funny.)

Date: 2017-02-01 11:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] beyondthefringe
The jokes that Damien, Jason, and Dick all make about being dead, really do undercut Tim's death. I'm surprised they didn't set up a betting pool for Tim's return, with Bruce chipping in as well, because by this point, you're not a member of the Bat-family until you've returned from the dead at least once.

Date: 2017-02-02 11:32 am (UTC)
lamashtar: Female Batman in bikini (Bat-torso)
From: [personal profile] lamashtar
*makes note of last canon Bat story that implied that Batman is a spiritual vampire*

Date: 2017-02-02 12:28 am (UTC)
bradygirl_12: (hamburger (big mac))
From: [personal profile] bradygirl_12
Ha, I recall a Seinfeld episode about eating with a knife and fork. Bruce probably does eat with his hands but he's ticked off about the jokerizing so he's putting on a show. Then again, it's probably real since I can't imagine him ever stepping foot in a fast-food joint before!

Bet the Night Wings are spicy 'n' hot! ;)

Date: 2017-02-02 03:58 am (UTC)
burkeonthesly: (Default)
From: [personal profile] burkeonthesly
I remember that Seinfeld. It was a candy bar, wasn't it?

I bet Matches Malone eats fast food, like, all the time.

Date: 2017-02-13 10:36 pm (UTC)
bradygirl_12: (mcdonald's (french fries))
From: [personal profile] bradygirl_12
I think it was a candy bar! Can't quite remember, but it was funny. :)

Date: 2017-02-02 04:41 am (UTC)
quatoria: An extreme close-up of my eye, with the blade of a knife just barely touching the bottom edge of my pupil. (Default)
From: [personal profile] quatoria
Yeah? How do you think Robin's Nuggets taste? :3

Date: 2017-02-02 05:39 am (UTC)
dr_archeville: Doctor Arkeville (Default)
From: [personal profile] dr_archeville
Killer Croc keeps sending strongly worded cease and desist letters up through their plumbing angry about them using his image to peddle their wares without paying him royalties

Date: 2017-02-02 08:30 am (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
I cannot BELIEVE that they got away with the "Robin nuggets" line.

Though given the current Robin is just 13, can't bring myself to make any double-entendres, it would be all wrong.

Date: 2017-02-02 11:35 am (UTC)
lamashtar: Female Batman in bikini (Bat-torso)
From: [personal profile] lamashtar
I was staring at that menu going "no. seriously? what. how--? who would--?" I'm blushing just thinking about it.

I keep picturing the scene when some Justice Leaguers give it a try. The Lanterns would visit all together, and laugh themselves sick in a corner.

Date: 2017-02-02 12:37 pm (UTC)
lbd_nytetrayn: Star Force Dragonzord Power! (Default)
From: [personal profile] lbd_nytetrayn
Can't help but wonder if the knife/fork thing is supposed to evoke Trump, after he ate that pizza that time.

In other related news, I'm surprised that Bruce wouldn't have known about a place like this from his patrols, or at least because one would think it would be operating under license from Batman Inc., a subsidiary of Wayne Enterprises.


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