Karnak #6

[laughing_tree]

Comments

[captainbellman]

"YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS SAY HOW THEY FEEL! THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY!"

[deathcrist2000]

In fairness, that's pretty much Neil Gaiman's M.O.

[q99]

Colony? Spiders don't have colonies!

[doctor_spanky]

Yeah everything that guys says about spiders as a group is bunk. Some species eat their own young, they're not like team players they're a poison delivery system attached to a pair of hands

[pyrrhocorax]

Maybe Marvel spiders are different? Maybe the reason Marvel humans are so ungrateful and angry is all the fellow feeling in the universe is in the spiders.

[leoboiko]

What about these guys?

[nyadnar17]

It was thought that for years, but that turns out not to be a universal truth. Some spiders do indeed seem to form a type of hive or colony.

[q99]

Oh, I honestly did not know that!

[fiddlingfrog.livejournal.com]

Look up the giant spider-webs of Texas. not only were thousands of spiders involved in creating a single web, they even came from different species.

[scorntx]

"And normally they don't have wings, either, but my job is to fix whenever nature makes an extraordinarily aggressive and terrifying spider, and doesn't make it capable of flying up and latching to your face! Or have an insatiable thirst for ocular jelly!"


(sorry, couldn't resist...)

[remial]

what the hell is that from?

"Genetic engineering will allow us to fix all of God's horrible mistakes. Like German People." --Mr Garrison, South Park

[scorntx]

SFDebris, and his idea how Captain Janeway should have confronted the Borg Queen during "Dark Frontier".

His depiction of Janeway is a little... completely evil and insane.

[remial]

oh lord, that was funny. Thank you, and yes you are correct about his version of Janeway, and yet, I can see it...

[quatoria]

I mean, some spiders have pretty hugely selfless routines for delivering and caring for their young, but, yeah, no, they do not cooperate in any way, shape, or form.

[survivor19]

Not pictured here" Karnak deliberately inflicting brain damage on the boy, after disabling his powers

[cricharddavies]

But he's sooooooo sorry later as he weeps doubtless thinking Warren Ellis invariant motto "Damn you for making me do this!" in yet another paean to the SADNESS that Hard Man Making Hard Choices must really feeeeeeel!

Fuck a bunch of Warren Ellis, man.