The War of the Realms: Omega - "The Job I Have to Do"

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[scorntx]

So, first it was a hammer made by Doom, then it turns into a bracelet, then it apparently is a "whatever-the-plot-requires" weapon?
Man, when Doom makes a hammer...

(Wonder what happens when he tries making a bookcase.)


Also like how Thor's being all angsty about Valhalla being destroyed when Asgard's been levelled, like, four times in the last three decades.
But then, the other way around would be eyebrow raising as well.
"Oh, Asgard's been destroyed again. And I'd just restored my hat collection! Ah, no matter. I can always buy more hats."

[beyondthefringe]

I always forget it wasn't the real Ultimate Mjolnir, which was an entirely different and contradictory bag of tricks.

[scorntx]

In all fairness, Jason Aaron probably forgot as well.
(or just didn't care either way.)

Now, as to whether Ewing knows... well, he'll know.

[long_silence]

It actually makes a bit of sense.

If God Doom made all of the hammers for the Thor Corps, then he probably didn't waste time designing individual hammers for each Thor, but we saw that a lot of the Thors had specialized hammers (Dazzler Thor had Lightbringer, She-Hulk had a gavel, etc)

So maybe God Doom created a malleable weapon, and let each chosen Thor come up with a single hammer form that fit them best, and now Jane has accidentally taken off the child proof safety locks

[shakalooloo]

Have a No-Prize!

[coldfury]

To be fair, I don't think there's anything saying that Doom didn't just salvage all the Thor hammers as multi-versal scrap... Secret Wars was a LOT hazy on what Doom 'made' and what Doom 'cobbled together out of leftovers'.

[bruinsfan]

Yeah, I wondered in particular about the revelation that the existence of everyone and everything on Battleworld EXCEPT Stephen Strange was being actively maintained by Doom's power. I know Strange worked alongside Doom to save the multiverse and fight the Beyonders rather than being rescued by surprise, but I don't get why he would be an exception to the fundamental nature of everything else that was brought into the new reality.

[mastermahan]

(Wonder what happens when he tries making a bookcase.)

Probably this: https://gfycat.com/dampgoldenharrierhawk

[shadowpsykie]

(Wonder what happens when he tries making a bookcase.)

EVERY BOOK EVER CREATED OR THAT WILL BE CREATED IS HOUSED THERE

[luxshine]

Where can I get that bookcase?

[scorntx]

Just leave a sufficient amount of books on a bookcase and wait.
Eventually the sheer mass of knowledge will punch a hole into L-Space.
(This does come with the risk of winding up in another universe, though.)

Remember: A bookshop is a genteel black hole that knows how to read.

[super_fly]

(Wonder what happens when he tries making a bookcase.)

TREMBLE IN AWE BEFORE THE CARPENTRY OF DOOM!

[long_silence]

Also can I say that Is m glad that Ewing is still using Lisa Halloran?

So many civilian love interests have been tossed to the wayside

[thehood]

I'm still upset about how they broke her up with America.

[leahandillyana]

Same here. And what for?