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So I finally played The Stanley Parable, a game the entire gaming community has been praising to high heaven for years as an amazing masterpiece and pinnacle of indie creativity.

And... I don't get it. At all.

It sucks! It's like a boring, derivative, neutered knock off of Portal! Literally the only good thing was the smooth voice of the narrator, but he might as well have been reading a grocery list.

I thought maybe I just got a crappy playthrough, so I tried again and again, making different choices and getting different ending, but they all were unsatisfying. What gives? Why have gamers decided they love it so much? I'm baffled.